Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Zod's reign of terror - until Captain Robau
emerged from a black hole and started
stabbing kryptonite shards into General Zod's testicles
until he squealed in pain and demanded
that someone bring him a snow-cone to
put on the affected area and make
reperations with repeated mass-kneelings.
would have no part of it. He
donned a cape and cool sunglasses, and
strode with purpose down the corridor, scattering
minions and farm animals as he went
in for the kill.
Sadly, before this
could happen, a commercial for deoderant came
on the subspace channels and it made
no sense at all, because it was
impossible to smell pleasant armpits in the
armpit of the galaxy. So Robau, Zod
and the 2232 Olympic archery team went
to the TNG 7-word game, where stink
was impossible to smell due to the
Separate names with a comma.