Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
some of them are still teaching and
I'd hate to see anyone in trouble
because of something that I did when
I was trying out a new technique
of holding in one's farts whereby a
a chemical is ingested after eating anything
that produces a large amount of noxious
...oh, that's BS. We were having sex."
At this point the senior bridge officers
yawned. Kirk's attempt to hide the truth
from them had been the last of
many attempts that he had made in
the course of his Starfleet career to
deflect attention away from the fact that
he had been born with laser vision.
This laser vision gave him a unique
power to vaporize any hostile aliens that
refused to allow the federation to investigate
why all the candy bars at Starbase
21 were melting, when clearly the temperature
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