Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
all over me before they even know
what hit 'em...." He shuffled his boots
to and fro and noticed that Uhura
was getting into the groove of watching
'Works every time,' he thought. Many
fine young lasses over the years had
fallen prey to those fancy feet. Over
the course of his career in Starfleet
it didn't matter where he went because
his explosive gas would always remind others
to bring their Beano along. Alien cuisine
often triggered some of the worst farting
which would invariably cause embarrassment to the
entire crowd standing around him. His gas
made the headline news, so to prevent
a scandal from erupting he had Starfleet
denounce him, only to find that there
were several commodores who wanted him to
stand up, be proud, and show those
flatulent buttocks to everybody and be proud.
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