Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
to mess around with alien plant life
especially the horny kind as was found
out when Sulu attempted to feed a
Risan fly trap. He had no idea
it would try to mate with him
in order to produce Killer Tomatoes. They
failed, however, and Hikaru took them to
the garden on Stripperella 5, the planet
his father had taken him to when
his nipples were pierced by the Incas.
He was only nine at the time
and they covered him olive oil and
bacon and threw him to the crowds
who left him in his shame.
survived the destruction of Vulcan by fleeing
in a dress and a red wig
aboard an escape shuttle. He piloted the
shuttle to Stripperella 7 and promptly farted
the theme to Daktari for the Governor.
It was the Governor's greatest fear ever!
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