Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Grab that hyperspanner and a jar of
Vaseline. Coat everything then quickly hide behind
the main console in the transporter room....
when she slips in throw a net
over her and then run like hell!"
BlackSheHitler's ally, Augment RuPaul, appeared wearing stilettos.
She threw the stilettos at Kirk, who
ducked like a ninja to avoid them.
"Twirl Girl!" she shouted at Uhura, as
the Radio City Rockettes danced into the
Shuttle Bay. Blackshehitler and AugRu laughed maniacally
until they both wet themselves, dark stains
be damned. Q's nemeses, K and Y, appeared
in squeezable tube form and injected themselves
with glitter, turning into Uber drag queens.
In every sector of the known universe
brain bleach was distributed. Cats and dogs
were living together in sin, while aardvarks
roamed wild across the Federation and consumed
pink panthers! Jiminy Cricket and Snow White
Separate names with a comma.