Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
using his ectoplasmic genitals to make sweet
love to anyone who dared to be
kinky, kinky, kiiiinnnnky.
"I'll do it," said
Sulu, who had been curious about the
secret in Pike's speedos for awhile now.
He grabbed a tricorder and began scanning
the myserious member. "Pike, you're an alien!"
he exclaimed. Pike smiled and started laughing.
Then, the crew began an 80's musical montage.
"I'll do movies..."
"I'll do TV shows,"
"I'll do theater,"
"I'll do coke!" Kirk sang, totally fucked.
He had uncut Colombian blow all over
his face and uniform, and his cock.
He had such a head rush that
he spazzed a bit then collapsed.
McCoy rushed to his side with a
prostitute, an evil alien Nazi, and a
bag of pretzels. Kirk came to and
began speaking in Yiddish, while Uhura translated.
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