Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
on you for even suggesting such a
story. We're going with Nudist Planet. Again.
It'll be cheaper and easier to film
and will take full advantage of 3D
theater technology...imagine it...breasts so realistic
that movie goers can reach out and
grope the huge alien funbags themselves! It'll
be the most fun anyone's had since
the old 1950s theater gimmicks! Whaddya say?"
"You're fired." JJ Abrams said, before pulling
a ripcord that sent a gigantic and
repulsive balloon in Donald Trump's likeness into
the whole lot of them. The impact
caused everyone to consider where their loyalties
lay and whether or not they should
reaffirm said loyalties sooner rather than later.
But that's not the point! The point
is...the point is...dammit, I've lost
my train of thought! Crap! The point
the point was...oh, fuck...Uhura's hot?
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