Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
do you obsess over the most inane
"What did you say?"
"I said, 'goldfish tic', my console password."
Spock became enraged and threw a punch
that completely missed and slammed into a
mugatu, enraging it.
The furious mugatu rampaged
through the rec room, throwing dumbbells at
Uhura's deep-space messenger pidgeons. They flapped
and pooped on everything!
"Feces! Feces! Evvverywhere!"
cried Janice, who was uttery hysterical.
what the blazes are you on about?!"
"I just stepped in these feces and
then had a Vietnam flashback.
"Space 'nam. Back in 2250. The Xindi-goats."
The story about the Xindi-Goats was very
classified information and the subject of Talosian
mind projection was one that Starfleet wouldn't
touch with a ten-foot pole made
of neutronium. The Talosians were regarded as
the smelliest aliens in the known universe,
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