Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
lived in legend - or so believed. Actually,
it was real and being kept in
a warehouse on Mars, under 400 litres
of piss, the only known deterrent to
the Fuzzy Wuzzies and the Gigglesnits of
rabid Horse fans, whose various nefarious attempts
to grab a piece of The Horse's
tail hair resulted in horrific disfigurement. The
tail was known to have the power
of the seven sticky fingers, whatever that
was. A check of the Starfleet database
resulted in a mass tickle on Deck 12.
Nobody was left unscathed as the tickling
consumed the entire ship and filled it's
decks and corridors with so much laughter
that the hull vibrated enough to burst
a plasma conduit and eject so much
warp plasma that many redshirts were trapped
and broke out with prickly heat on
their genitalia and buttocks. They couldn't manage
Separate names with a comma.