Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
"Come now, Kirk, your dinosaur music
is no match for me bagpapes!" Scotty
proclaimed, sweeping onto the stage and brandishing
bagpipes, with a deranged dwarf Nazi hooker.
Black Hitler sat in the audience smiling
for she loved dwarves so much that
he changed sex to become a woman!
Kirk had hit on her several times.
But Black She-Hitler wasn't too fond of
Kirk, or white people. In fact, she
disliked them so much that she thought
that the crew should be replaced with
a legion of Robert Palmer backup dancers.
BlackSheHitler hatched a plan, one so fiendish
that even the Klingons couldn't match it.
She planned to clone a black Kirk,
and then a Kirk of every race,
and hold a Kirk Off, where they
would Kirk-fu each other until one emerged
as undisputed Kirk King, and marry BlackSheHitler.
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