Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
nobody ever, because Betamax still sucked woogies.
"Think of the profits from the sale
"Semen! Semen Eeeverywhere!" screamed McCoy, who
frantically searched for a brain sponge. There
was... mess... everywhere, after Enterprise's sperm bank
exploded in an accident. The man juice
opened a temporal vortex, and McCoy was
sucked into Earth's 19th century where the
consequences of his cocaine habit were dire.
In 1860s America he couldn't get any
good shit. "Dammit, Jim, I'm so fucked!"
He complained as he snorted loudly and
leapt forward 50 years.
"Oh Boy," he
blurted as he realized he had no
good blow nearby, because of
Semen!" McCoy yelled as he jumped up
"It's following me, everywhere I
go...the man mustard won't leave me
until I complete my task. Al, what
have you, Ziggy and Gooshie gotten me
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