Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
rations in one sitting. Occasionally, crewmen would
disappear until their remains were found in
the engine room next to the warp
core. Bones were occasionally found, but initially
only piles of salt were left. This
, one crew-member thought, must be a clue
to the whereabouts of the ship's hidden
salted martini bar, an indispensable necessity for
Federation starships on deep space assignments that
would often hold Mexican theme nights in
honor of the burrito, the most popular
inter-quadrant happy hour snack known to
sentient humanoids. There were many who never
tasted a delicious diarrhea inducing bean burrito
before but had secretly longed for the
experience of spending forty minutes on the
toilet. Such an experience was legendary amongst
food connoisseurs such as Klank whose consumption
was so legendary that even the Ferengi
refused to extend his line of credit.
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