Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
is what I have to deal with?
All hands to battlestations, people!! And NOW!!!"
"Yes, Sir!" shouted random redshirts as they
ran all over the bridge like chickens.
Most slipped on the candy and promptly
fell on top of each other in
domino fashion, adding more chaos to the
already turbulent bridge scene. Kirk started screaming
obscenities but his voice was drowned out
by the Acapella choir that started singing
"Come on Eileen" by the view screen.
They got the lyrics right but couldn't
quite hit the tempo. "Enough!", Kirk shouted.
"This bridge is a disaster area! Everyone
man the emergency brooms and buckets!" They
all ran around grabbing buckets and brooms
to clean up the mess when suddenly
a Klingon torpedo slammed into the ship's
bridge, eliminating all the pinatas and candy.
All power systems temporarily failed and the
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