Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
"Well, Scotty, it seems you have a
contradiction. Do you have a Haggis fetish?"
Scotty grinned devilishly and chuckled.
This was more than enough confirmation of
Scotty being up to no good to
confine him to the water turbines for
the remainder of the ship's current mission.
"What is our mission, anyway?", pondered Kirk.
He was never given any official orders
when they left Starbase Swag so he
just assumed that the Enterprise would be
going to Risa for some sexy times.
Ambassador Borat recommended that they all "get
traditional Risan wedding sacks" for their future
brides before surprising and stuffing them inside.
"Isn't that illegal?" asked McCoy. "No. It
not illegal...much. Famous Kazakhs through history
have acquired Risan brides with this ancient
technique...Wa Wa Wee Wa!! My brother
Sam met his wife this way. They
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