Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
is it true that when you were
an intern that you once used formaldehyde
to preserve bull testicles and then use
a bicycle pump to flush out the
colon of an old man? Because that
really isn't something a Starfleet pilot should
consider whenever he trains to fly a
500,000 ton prototype Federation starship. It would
be a pretty dangerous thing for them
to attempt sober, and in your state
right now I wouldn't even recommend that
you even attempt to shave!"
a bottle of shaving cream and sprayed
"See, they won't fog up
if you cover them with shaving cream!"
Chekov, who needed to learn how to shave,
picked up a laser razor and started
to cut away at his head, only
to stop when the beam hit his
cerebral cortex and dislodged the implanted microchip
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