Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies XI+' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
he'd like to go shopping with him.
Kirk thought he was hallucinating, so he
decided to make a date of it. But
when Washington's ghost asked if he could
buy some snazzy sneakers just like Kirk's,
he put his hands over his eyes
and invented a holodeck.
"Run Dixon Hill
Program Kirk One." The program sprang to
Life, and an office materialised around him
containing 1930s and '40s artifacts and some
rather large bottles of booze. Kirk opened
one of them and chugged almost the
whole bottle. Someone had swapped the synthehol
for Old Earth moonshine! Kirk got so
completely bladdered that he shut off access
to the Enterprise's main hangar deck and
snorted holo-coke all night long.
do you think this is really the
saggy-tittied women of Altair 6 who are
rumored to sneak aboard Federation ships and
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