Nipple Slip

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Orac, May 23, 2012.

  1. Lord Manitou

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    Maybe teacake is half-way between B'Elanna and Drew Barrymore? Complement?
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    I love it when people don't know that they're being really dirty.

    So, B'elanna and Drew are the bread in a B'Elanna, Teacake, Drew Barrymore sandwich?

    Dirty, dirty dirty.

    I just finished watching Big Miracle.

    Fantastic.

    I bawled.

    It's amazing what Kristen bell did to her hair for the part, which is set in 1988, when the bog standard John Krasinski i just got out of bed "look" is so fricking timeless that he was probably wearing his street clothes...

    You know like how David Bowie was wearing his street clothes in Labyrinth.
     
  3. Mr_Homn

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    Hmm, maybe Voyager should be in HD afterall...
     
  4. teacake

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    I always thought Drew Barrymore was incredibly hot. But in her fatter days. Saw her recently all shrunken and was sad.. getting that chiseled older look. Seems to be getting more generic as she shrinks.
     
  5. Guy Gardener

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    I liked those 2 foot long pigtails she had in some cowboy movie where the wom'n folk put on trousers and chase down a rapist.

    However, now I know better.

    They were probably just part of a big wig.
     
  6. Lord Manitou

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    Sounds like 'Bad Girls'. I like her B--est in Chakotay's Angels. Just dreaming. I think Star Trek women are good just the way they are.
     
  7. Guy Gardener

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    If they open up Voyager for editing, this and all other as yet undiscovered, unpublicised nipple slips will be scrubbed from every episode before the new final print.

    Don't be a Lucas.
     
  8. Captain Rob

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    Finally watched "Drone" on Netflix.
    No nipple slip unfortunately. Reminded me that it seemed rather odd for Starfleet to put cameras in bathrooms.
     
  9. JanewayRulz!

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    Or... in the interest of more sales, they'd probably digitally remove parts of the clothing to compete with a certain Vulcan's neural pressure sessions.
     
  10. Mr_Homn

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    They should just add in more nipples for continuity's sake.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    If women just said "fuck this".

    All of them over night said no to breast feeding.

    Just started kids on the bottle from day one.

    How many centuries would it take for the female nipple to retreat, then vanish because it's superfluous?
     
  12. Mr_Homn

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    Eh, seeing as how men still have nipples, I'd say it would take um, a really long time.
     
  13. Guy Gardener

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    Men have nipples because when we start off inside Mummy, we're all girls.

    The male gender is just a perverse mutation.

    You go back far enough and the building blocks are identical.
     
  14. UnknownSample

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    "Oh, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska"-- Kryten, "Red Dwarf"
     
  15. Silvercrest

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    Paging Dr. Lamarck.
     
  16. Gaith

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    Has the obvious joke really not been made?!

    "Magnify!"

    :guffaw:
     
  17. Vorta

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    Um, am I the only one that thinks that's a mole, and not a nipple?
     
  18. Guy Gardener

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    Chocolate nipples?

    Moles are rendered with a much much richer shade of brown than most nipples.
     
  19. Sindatur

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    I questioned it. Too high up, and there is no surrounding circle (aereola, or something like that, where hairs grow)
     
  20. Vorta

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    So, are you agreeing with me or not? Can't tell. :lol: