New Comic Caption Contest! "Random Stuff"

Discussion in 'Trek Literature' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. King Daniel Beyond

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    First, last time's winners (*cue drumroll*)...
    You are all...
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  2. King Daniel Beyond

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    And now... "Random Stuff"

    Picard, Wesley and Troi chat to Riker:
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    Janeway has a few words for Seven:
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    McCoy and Scotty:
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    Data, Geordi and an alien:
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  3. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    Thanks for the win :)

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    Janeway: "Thinks his little bash in the Mess Hall is more appealing than "Janeway Presents: Fingerpuppet Mayhem" does he? Ha!.....Well, Chakotay may have enticed the rest of the crew, but you loyal folk know where the action is, right team?"

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    McCoy: "*Groan*...can someone tell me why our speech bubbles are now starkly rectangular? That's just giving me headaches...those hard edges and foreboding lines...and that point! It could have someone's eye out!"

    Scotty: "Spock said a more rigid and precise dialogue was a logical improvement. If you want, we can go set off a stink bomb in his personal science lab".
     
  4. Mysterion

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    Thanknks for the Win!!

    Janeway: "You people just can't handle the sheer awsomeness that is Kathy Janeway! I'm an F-18 deploying my ordnance! Check it, Annika Hansen (her real name!)! I love violently and hate violently! There is NO middle! I have tiger blood! You all just pale in comparison!

    (pause)

    WINNING!"
     
  5. JD

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    Two fingers Seven, two whole fingers.......
     
  6. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    RIKER: Did the artist leave enough room at the top of the panel for all our dialog?

    PICARD: I'm sure its more than adequate, Number One.

    TROI: Duck down a bit Wes....

    WESLEY: hey!!!!

    Janeway has a few words for Seven:
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    JANEWAY: And those words are: Sod off!
     
  7. SicOne

    SicOne Commodore Commodore

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    And now... "Random Stuff"

    Picard, Wesley and Troi chat to Riker:
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    Picard:Dude!
    Troi:Dude?
    Wesley:DUUUUUUDE!!!

    Riker:Oh, so I shaved the beard off; shut the hell up!

    Janeway has a few words for Seven:
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    Janeway:Time for your mandatory menage-a-trois training, Seven; go with Chakotay and B'Elanna. Do it twice!

    McCoy and Scotty:
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    McCoy:Jeezus H Christ, my head! Romulan ale always kicks my ass!
    Scotty:Next time try single-malt scotch, you pussy!
     
  8. King Daniel Beyond

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    A last-ditch bump before the mercy killing...

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    Riker: What's with the jacket?
    Picard: Captain's perogative!
    Troi: Have you seen Wesley's future-sailor suit?
    Wesley: Mom made me!

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    Janeway: This is what I think of you and your attitude, Seven.

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    Data: DATA SMASH!!
    Geordi: Oh god, not again!
     
  9. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Riker: "But why do I have to go?"

    Picard: "Anyone who is truly useful to this ship can't be risked on the away mission. Data says there's a 90% chance of death and that 'there's an obvious replacement for First Officer anyway, hint, hint'"

    Troi: "Bring me back some chocolate!"

    Wesley: "Before you ask, the Traveller wrote me a note".
     
  10. Christopher

    Christopher Writer Admiral

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    I've been trying to come up with a gag about how Janeway looks like an anime character in that panel, but nothing good has come to me. "Seven, I choose you?"
     
  11. King Daniel Beyond

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    *loads gun*
    Here we go...

    Perhaps the Janeway that Peter David envisioned when writing Before Dishonor:
    Yes, I gave myself the last win. 'Coz I was the only one who tried.

    You are all the final round of...
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    And now...




    *BANG!*

    /caption contest dies.
     
  12. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

    It will live on fondly in our memories. Thanks for briefly resurrecting it, KingDaniel. :)
     
  13. SicOne

    SicOne Commodore Commodore

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    Caption contest dies forever?
     
  14. Lanny77

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  15. King Daniel Beyond

    King Daniel Beyond Admiral Admiral

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    ^Nice:bolian:
    No problem. It was fun:).
    Let's just say it's died a sci-fi death for now.


    Thanks for playing, everyone!