Discussion in 'Voyager' started by Defiant Obrien, Apr 15, 2013.
The Ocampa birth scenes always reminded me of Samantha Eggar in David Cronenberg's The Brood.
Yes, yes, yes! Now we're talking about Trek's best romance.
Kes and Paris could have been a nice couple. As for her age, it was comparable to a human 20-30 years old.
I dunno, I never saw any "sparks" between Neelix and Wildman. I saw Neelix forcing himself into her parenthood, like he forces himself into any other situation he's just passingly interested in, and Wildman went along with it because she needed a babysitter. I still can't believe his level of jerkiness reached the height of him getting her to fix his replicator and other kitchen components when she was so pregnant she literally broke her water in the galley.
As for Paris and Kes? Nah, I'm kinda glad that never happened. Just would seem like Paris cradle robbing to me. I mean that literally is how Neelix got with her. He was the most exciting man in her small, narrow world. It was only after her horizons expanded a lot she realized she could do so much better. But the writers did seem to have Paris showing attraction towards her, so I guess it's possible it could've happened if Kes didn't get the boot in season 4.
I think this picture started out as Burt Reynolds, there was another one made years ago and no longer available anywhere that left nothing to the imagination. I am not a Neelix fan, I wouldn't heap hate on him, but you see that picture traumatized me. It made me write a little ficlet, I was trying to write a drabble (one hundred words no more no less), I got it down to 150.
My immediate reaction to your little story in the post above:
Just for the record, I actually like Neelix but sometimes it's fun to make fun of him.
Just after i posted this, i knew someone might point that out LOL
You know what they say about big feet..
Have anyone noticed that the little toe on Neelix's feet are almost as big as the big toe? Another difference between Talaxians and humans.
But what can we extrapolate from these toe facts?
CAN we extrapolate from these toe facts??
Given he somehow fits that ginormous foot into a normal sized shoe... not much.
So we don't need jumbo size for anything else?
Stuff is mushily compressable?!
ALSO! His hands don't match.
How common is it to have different amounts of toes to fingers?
Or possibly the fiercest most desired neolithic hunters on primeval Tallax were Surfers?
If all the food was in the sea..
I'm seeing Neelix, harpoon lifted high as he rides the waves on his surfboard wearing only a budgie smuggler.
How many budgies do you think he's smuggling?
And I thought that my brain was outnumbered.
Some of Neelix's budgies are dead. Smothered by the tufts.
I don't know why Kes referred to her itty bitty tittes by that absurd name?
I noticed that too!! I swear Voyager is hitting so much new ground.. Ocampan pregnancies, talaxian podiatry, the various exotic hairstyles of the delta quadrant.. sentient nebulae ... and the telepathy wars
Voyager swung and missed.
The bollocks we talk about here are the myriad of missed opportunities Voyager passed on.
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