Neelix Feet! I cant look away!!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Defiant Obrien, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. Melakon

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    I found a picture of one of those Hierarchy actors in a movie, and he was.
     
  2. Infern0

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    She had normal feet, the doctor rubbed em' when she was preggers or going through puberty or something, i can't remember why
     
  3. teacake

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    I bet he never rubbed Janeway's feet.. though he did rub her back :(
     
  4. Avon

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    wait, rubbers means condoms?
     
  5. teacake

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    :: smacks junxon about the head ::

    RUBS, RUBS!!
     
  6. Lynx

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    Well, he sems to be popular among the girls. First Kes and now these beauties.
     
  7. Lynx

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    Exactly the picture I will show my plastic surgeon tomorrow.
     
  8. R. Star

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    They're holograms. And Kes dumped him in that episode for some reason. :p
     
  9. Third Nacelle

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    Seriously, part of me was hoping Neelix would end up with Samantha Wildman toward the end. Kes being in a relationship with Neelix (or Paris) was always creepy to me. She was three. Call me speciesist if you must.
     
  10. Draculasaurus

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    What happened to the "Does Neelix have a tail?" thread?
    I liked that one.
     
  11. teacake

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    Oh that was a lovely thread Draculasaurs!

    What appendage will be under discussion next I wonder?
     
  12. Pondwater

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    Not to mention their breath.

    :shrug:Nose hairs?
     
  13. Melakon

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    Does the EMH have an appendix?
     
  14. Guy Gardener

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    Define appendix?

    The little nubbin human body part, or additional files supplementary to his trunk systems?

    Dude has 10s of millions of appendices.
     
  15. Melakon

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    I know there's more than one definition, so feel free to improvise. :D
     
  16. R. Star

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    The EMH is programmed in multiple techniques and can alter the physical parameters of his program to suit the needs of the moment. :)
     
  17. Third Nacelle

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    Something I'm wondering about Kes & Neelix. Frow what we've seen Ocampans mate differetly from us and give birth out of their backs. So do they have the same ______ ?
     
  18. Melakon

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    Spinal column?
     
  19. Guy Gardener

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    Has the bbs been cropped recently, because I can't google any reference to headginas or earginas, but in either case she has two of them framing her pretty little face... Which would suggest that breeding, if not recreational sex has two male participants unless any single Ocampan bloke has two penises.

    If she only just has a classically located vagina, then that means that the boys must have meter long penises to reach inbetween her shoulder blades through her body from the base of her crotch... Or Ocampans produce long life sperm. Sperm that may have to live as along as month, making it from one end of Kes' smoking little body to the other, which considering how sperm works, survival of the fittest, that an Ocampan could probably releases trillions more sperm per ejaculation than a human being, unless they can last for hours and never run out of ammunition.

    Or the most simplest answer is that her vagina is between her shoulders and that's exactly where the penis goes in and out and in and out and in to make babies.
     
  20. Third Nacelle

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    I'm gonna have to rewatch Elogium!