Neelix Feet! I cant look away!!

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  1. Defiant Obrien

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    I cant decide if the design was just elaborate makeup on Ethan Phillips actual feet (which is... disturbing)..Or some sort of creative prosthesis ... (doubtful.. i am watching the episode Warlord and he was cutting some pretty fancy footwork that I dont think you could do with rubbers on..
     
  2. Third Nacelle

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    I'm fairly certain those are prosthetics. Those toes seem webbed together.
     
  3. Guy Gardener

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    I have a strong mental snap shot of those 12 little wiggling orange toes which 12 years of harsh drinking hasn't managed to scrub looses.

    You ever date a smoker?

    A beautiful person inside and out for sure, but you're watching their fingers slowly transform from yellow to orange to brown.
     
  4. R. Star

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    Those are big feet... big feet... big other things? Maybe that's why Kes put up with him for so long?
     
  5. Guy Gardener

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    Is her hand covering a sixth toe? Because I thought he had 12 toes!
     
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    You kinda have to squint, but I think there are six there.
     
  7. Guy Gardener

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    Good enough.

    I wonder how many toes Kes had?

    Would she think that Neelix was normal with 12, and that the humans are basically mutants with only 10?
     
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    You would only need more for balance. And I suppose humans aren't all that balanced compared to, say, hobbits who have wider feet.

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  9. Melakon

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    Where I grew up, rubbers aren't worn on your feet. :shifty:
     
  10. teacake

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    In Australia "rubbers" means erasers.
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    But it still means in Oz what they think it means everywhere else too.
     
  12. Third Nacelle

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    All this talk of Neelix and rubbers. I have some seriously disturbing imagery in my head now.
     
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  13. Guy Gardener

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    I call bullshit.

    That studly only has ten toes!
     
  14. Melakon

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    That's Ethan, after makeup but before wardrobe.
     
  15. teacake

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    This thread is so incredibly speciest it makes me sick.

    Just because a man has spots and tufts all over him is he not worthy of our lust?
     
  16. Third Nacelle

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    It's not so much the tufts or the spots... it's just that his breath reeks of leola root.
     
  17. Melakon

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    Scott Bakula did a centerfold like that for Playgirl. But i guess the ladies already know that.
     
  18. teacake

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    I spent so long looking for that and when I finally found it online.. pfft.
     
  19. R. Star

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    So... the next object of female lust?
     
  20. teacake

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    It depends on if they are fat all over.
     

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