Natalie Portman in "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"

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  1. Noddy

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    Regardless of how well we think Ms Portman acted in the SW prequels, I don't think there's any denying how totally sexy she looked in that black leather dress in AOTC. Anyone agree?
     
  2. Forbin

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    Okay.
     
  3. davejames

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    I thought she looked a lot sexier in the white Buck Rogers-style suit.
     
  4. bbjeg

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    Right here buddy.
    ^This.
     
  5. sojourner

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    She's gonna be in Attack of the Clones? That is awesome news. Can't wait for this movie to come out now!
     
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    LOL, that was my reaction from reading the Thread title too, at first blink I saw Episode VII
     
  7. Guy Gardener

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    Natalie still looks like she's 12.

    Since I'm ten years older, I'm terrified to contemplate how jailbaity she must look now in Attack of the Clones.
     
  8. Trekker4747

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    She looks nothing like she's 12.

    Anyway, I agree she was the "best" thing about AOTC. That's not saying much but, still. And yeah between the black dominatrix outfit and the white, torn, battle suit at the end... Yowsa!
     
  9. JacksonArcher

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    Welcome to 2002.
     
  10. Enterprise is Great

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    She looked really hot in that blue dress in the deleted scenes from AOTC...
     
  11. Garak

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    She looks super hot in the photoshopped nudes I have of her.
     
  12. Noddy

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    Dominatrix outfit.....That's a good description. God, what it must have been like for poor Anakin to see her dressed like that. No wonder he went crazy!

    What was the best part of that particular outfit though?
     
  13. Guy Gardener

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    Very short and very skinny, and life hasn't taken to her face with the baggage stick.

    There is a negligible change between Natalie in Leon (when she was 12 - 13.) to Natalie in Attack of the clones where she was 21. And while NOW she wouldn't be mistaken for herself in Leon, she is exactly the same as she was in Attack of the clones.

    The longer she can "effortlessly" fake youth, the better for her career, so it's not an entirely bad thing that she's still setting off my warning buzzer while approaching the darker side of 30.
     
  14. Mr Light

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    My favorite outfit was the white outfit. When she's deciding to take Anakin to Geonosis on the bridge of their ship.... on a digital projection screen for the first time... you could totally see through everything... O:-)
     
  15. Guy Gardener

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    What couldn't give my pants a rise in 2002, were these life size standups of Natalie in the Buck Rogers uniform selling/branding Star Wars (flavoured) Cheese slices and I'm looking at this very, very beautiful woman in this very, very tight costume but I'm thinking "Hey, from where that still was taken in the movie, hasn't a baby rancor ripped half her back off exposing most of her spine to the acrid weather of tatooine? Shouldn't I be trying to get her medical attention, calling for an ambulence rather than sexually objectifying the only half of her body that hasn't been mauled to look like a human wall of gills while she bleeds out?"

    Or did the cheese company know that I would think of those gouges, which almost made it all the way through to hollow out her little doughnut sized boobies by way of Amidala's punctured lungs as new entry points for the rude little sausage that does 80 percent of my thinking.

    Never trust a cheese company not to give into the lowest common denomator.
     
  16. Mr Light

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    Doughnut sized? :lol:
     
  17. Turtletrekker

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    This thread is nothing without pictures...

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    Doughnut sized?
     
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  19. Silvercrest

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    Mmm... doughnuts....

    It's called "cheesecake" for a reason, you know.
     
  20. Guy Gardener

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    Where the hell did those ridiculous watermelons, twice the size of her face each pounce from... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    So entirely and clearly photoshopped.

    I'm not sure if they're hemroid doughnut pillow sized or hemroid ass sized?