Nancy Hower is a foul mouthed sex deviant, god bless her.

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Guy Gardener, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. Guy Gardener

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    You have a problem.

    We care for you.

    You're only hurting yourself.

    It's not healthy.

    There's light at the end of the tunnel.

    We believe in you.

    Just say no to video stores.
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    I believe at one point that Rigel is Motorboated.

    And I'll take good Muppets over bad CGI everytime.
     
  3. Fruitcake

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    OH yeah that happens with Chiana. And there's also a very sexy scene with Rigel and Chiana locked in a box together and some unwanted by Chiana ejaculation takes place.

    See Melakon, hilarity all round.

    Just writing the word Chiana makes me want to watch it again!!
     
  4. Melakon

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    But if I do that, I wouldn't know how stupid I was for spending that much money sight unseen for something I knew nothing about. Like I did for Serenity. Or a season of Seinfeld episodes that were $8. Waste of money for me in both cases.
     
  5. Fruitcake

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    That is why you sample things via rum. Yo ho ho and all that.
     
  6. Guy Gardener

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    Serenity or Firefly?

    You didn't like the series that's fine... But the movie was episode 16 of the series which means if that's where you started and finished, you shot yourself in the foot.

    Seinfeld was a creature of it's time.

    It's amazing how quickly stuff becomes old these days.

    If you watch old TV for the first time with a "now" mind set, you're dooming yourself. Good new TV is good because it learnt from everything that came before, and bad new TV is just ignorant sons of bitches who deserve to get capped.

    Defiance needs to get capped.

    Renewed for a second season my pot-pourri seasoned ass.
     
  7. Fruitcake

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    I find Seinfeld very rewatchable. But I have seen it all a hundred times so it's worn a groove in my brain.

    Defiance is almost hilarious in its badness, like a powerpoint of tropes.

    And yeah Melakon, I know I've harassed you before about Firefly. It's really not a western. There are super sci fi future city dwelling scenes and there's just a bunch of outer rim stuff too. Tatooine basically. I know you like great acting, Firefly has great acting, great writing, WONDERFUL sets (smitten, I am) and it's witty and endearing and FUN.
     
  8. Melakon

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    Yeah, I saw Serenity first, thinking it was in the style of Star Trek's transition to the big screen. It wasn't.
     
  9. Fruitcake

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    It's a finale. I actually saw it first too, thought it was kind of odd and not very big screen. But it's a great finale! You just, obviously, need to not start there LOL.. no trouble going back though.
     
  10. Guy Gardener

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    Except that there's shit all over his shoes.

    And...

    Quickdraw... That which this thread is supposed to be about IS a Western.

    Imagine Fraiser Crane as the sherriff of a small town spending all his time arguing with the Madam at the brothel/Saloon?

    A line that stuck with me was during a wake, where one of the whores laments the recently departed saying "He was the only man that could make me feel like a woman with her feet behind her ears."
     
  11. Fruitcake

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    So it's like Northern Exposure on HBO?
     
  12. Guy Gardener

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    Nothing so serious.

    6 episodes have aired.

    Americans can watch it for free, legally, from the provider on the link I provided at the beginning of the conversation.

    Dirty filthy foreigners will have to spice into their neighbours cable like savages.

    I might go back and give Nancy's other show 10 items or Less a try.

    I wasn't enamoured by the pilot last time through.
     
  13. Fruitcake

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    It shall be MINE.

    Right after I stop crushing on Pam.
     
  14. Melakon

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    Hol-l-ld on ther! You know, the first thing I thought of from the name was Quickdraw McGraw.
     
  15. Fruitcake

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    I need more time to watch television because Browder and Black will be here mid Oct and I have several seasons of Farscape still I think.

    OMG GIGI EDGELY IS COMING TOO.

    I might just have to get up an hour early and watch stuff.
     
  16. Guy Gardener

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    Gigi is Australian... You could stalk her most of the time whenever if you felt the compulsion.

    I saw Gigi in the Starter Wife recently which is something I should have seen 10 years ago myself, she was in an Ozzy drama with Antony Star last year before she did Banshee...

    But frankly, without the full body make up, it's not the same.