Hello and welcome to this new contest! First up to the plate, we have the "Restroom Procedures" Award, going to Tenacity for: Spock: "Attention cadets, now that Admiral Kirk has exited the bridge toilet, you will only have to wait five point seven minutes with the exhaust fans at full power before it is marginally inhabitable again and the next of you can use it. Saavik: "I didn't realize he would be in there for so long." Spock: "The fact that the Admiral took a book with him should have lead you to the obvious conclusion." Next, we have the "Instant Promotion" Award, going to Bry_Sinclair for: Kirk: All hope is lost. We're done for! There's nothing left to do now but for the Captain to go down with the ship. Tag Sulu, you're it. [Runs for the escape pod] Next, we have the "I thought Starfleet used Discover..." Award, going to Ghosty McGhostface for: McCoy: What's the matter, Jim? Kirk: My American Express card... I think I left home without it. The Award goes to Leviathan for: Kirk: Mr Sulu, plot our next course using 'Priceline' Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners! I'm hoping to establish something resembling a schedule for myself in keeping this contest happening more regularly. Here we go... Enjoy!