Movies Caption Contest #246: Well prepared

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  1. Armored Saint

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    [quotes]McCoy: (sotto voice) Jim, is it my imagination, or is Valeris actually angry?!?

    Kirk: (sotto voice) You're right. It began right after Scotty called her "Lassie."[/quotes]:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

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    KELLEY: Bill....you're freezing?
    SHATNER: She dated Trudeau once...so I think I'm maybe to young for her league.

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    CHEKOV: Admiral, vhis is not good...vhe Grissom is not commanded by Keptin J.C. "Secret son of Robeau" Esteban, but by Keptin J.T. Esteban.
    SCOTTY: Borgias frat, Genesis is protected by the laddie who failed Kobayashi Maru by simply sitting on the Captain chair!

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    DATA: And I think it's gonna be a long long time
    Till touch down brings me round again to find
    I'm not the man they think I am at home
    Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man
    Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
     
  2. 2takesfrakes

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    LEONARD NIMOY: "Alright. Now, we're going to try some ad-libbing, for this scene. George, I want you to ... Sulu could say something, maybe, like, 'Spock made this crew what it was' or something along those lines. Doesn't have to be that, exactly. Jimmy, you could say, "I remember many a time when Mister Spock saved us all, in the Engine Room.' And Bill, if Kirk could say something like, "Spock was the better part of all of us. Without him, I am only a shell of a man. Who am I, if not best friend to Spock ...'"
     
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    "Bones, what's with Valeris? She's got the sides of her head shaved, for some reason. Is that like some Neo-Punk ... thing? What is that?"

    "I don't know Jim, I'm too old to keep up on fads. Don't let the Klingons see her, she'd be hard to explain ... looking like a drugged-out Hippy, on your ship. Under your command ..."

    "Spock doesn't tell me anything. Always with the, 'Vulcans do not discuss it with outsiders.' I'm sure even he doesn't know."
     
  4. Triskelion

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    Thanks for the blend, Leadhead! :bolian:

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    Kirk: It's the only McDonald's for twenty light years and you really think we're not going to stop, Valeris?
    Scotty: !@#$ Vulcans.


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    Data: You may pity me for lacking emotions with which to share your joy; but let's see you autotune yourself, b*tches!
    You know who I am
    I'm Taxi Data, Taxi Data
    With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
    You know who I am
    And everything I do, I do is big...



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    Kirk: Set course for Starbase Nine, helm. And kudos on the new look, Mister Sulu.
    Valeris: My name is Lieutenant Valeris and I am a Vulcan woman.
    Bones: See Jim? I told you Sulu had less junk in the trunk!
     
  5. Candlelight

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    James Doohan: "It's dangerous Bill, that thing can actually see into our futures."
    William Shatner: "C'mon James, how bad can it- whoa, look at my stomach!"
    James Doohan: "Am I dead?"
    William Shatner: "What is George doing to that man?"
    George Takei: "Bill, can I have a word with you in private...?"
     
  6. inflatabledalek

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    McCoy: As I'm both CMO and science officer, do I get paid twice?


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    Data: And I've got faith of the heart, nothings going to bend or break me...


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    McCoy: What'cha watching Jim?

    Kirk: Two back to back episodes of Columbo guest staring the greatest actor of the 20th century.

    McCoy: What... George Hamilton?
     
  7. Nerys Myk

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    MCCOY: I'm developing a theory about the origins of Vulcan hairstyles.

    KIRK: Go on...
     
  8. Armored Saint

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    McCoy: "Jim, the next time when someone asks you for more snu snu, you say 'Yes'!"
     
  10. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Kirk: Valeris...I just wanted to say, I'm hot for you.
     
  11. Ln X

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    After fifteen years Data still couldn't whistle a tune.
     
  12. Armored Saint

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    KIRK: Who the hell are you?
    RASMUSSEN (os): Don't bother about me, hehe, I'm just there to borrow you some 23rd century forks...I'm just an historian..oh and don't wory if you're meeting a brand new Klingon Bird-Of-Prey during your trip with this crippled fourty-year-old five-manned schoolship..hihihi..should I tell you the fate of my next target?
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    MCCOY: When she says no, she means it. Though I gotta admire your persistence, Jim.
     
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    BRENT SPINER:
    "OK ... so! Anybody here from Boise, Idaho? Anyone ... any crew, or extras here? No? Nobody ... alright, then. Guess not! Ah, well ...

    I'll bet all of you heard about Paramount slashing the budget, again, after they had another look at John Logan's script. Yeah, John Logan ... maybe that wasn't such a good idea. So, they're taking it out of the Location Shooting, this time. Yeah. So, here we are. Anybody else get shot at, driving to the set? Yeah, I heard shots, I just rolled 'em up and kept going ..."
     
  15. Armored Saint

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    DATA:Take care, young ladies, and value your wine.
    Be watchful of young men in their velvet prime.
    Deeply they'll swallow from your finest kegs.
    Then swiftly be gone leaving bitter dregs.
    Aaaaaahahah, bitter dregs.
     
  16. Finn

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    Data: …and this one is for Data and his quest for Doctor Leah Abrams

    Geordi: *mutters and swigs a glass of Romulan Ale OS* Just kill me now
     
  17. CorporalCaptain

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    Data:Beyond the rim of the star-light...
     
  18. Armored Saint

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    DATA: Lifeforms
    you tiny little lifeforms
    you precious littlelife forms
    where are you?
     
  19. Nerys Myk

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    A classic Contest collage, now with Data

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