Movies Caption Contest #245: In depth

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  1. LeadHead

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    CiC: Uh, Spock, "Orion Hookers," are a group of former Orion slave girls who've escaped the life and now crochet. "Bajoran Coke" is a popular soft drink on Bajor. I believe their most recent campaign went something like this, "Refresh your Pagh, Refresh your Body. Bajoran Coke, the choice of the Prophets."
     
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    ^ Thanks Mr. Laser Beam! :bolian:

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    GEORDI: Data's been exposed to laughing gas for androids, our anonymous subbordinates are now in stomachs of some crocodiles and I...I prefer don't talk about my case....
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    CiC: So, he'll survive to that?
    SPOCK: Affirmative, Admiral.
    CiC: And how much serious is his upcoming retirement?
    SPOCK: You can be sure he'll be bakc in Starfleet before two years.
    CiC: So Captain, can you rebrief us about that Nexus thing?
     
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