Movies Caption Contest #245: In depth

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Jun 15, 2014.

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! New contest time!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Probation" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Job Security" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Binford 6100 Warp Core" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop award goes to:

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    Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

    And now, a new contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Spock: We will now take our 5 minute break. Please return promptly so we may finish our 6 our lecture on James T. Kirk's violations of the Prime Directive.


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    Worf: Okay boys, time to crash Riker and Troi's wedding!

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    La Forge: We've just uncovered a secret lab with large torpedoes, shouldn't we call for security to come over here?

    Data: Nah, what's the worst thing that can happen?
     
  3. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Data: Geordi, the captain ordered me to give you a hand. Get it?

    Geordi: Is it too late to transfer to waste extraction?
     
  4. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    SPOCK: And now, next on our fire sale auction is Lot 221, the giant StarFleet Headquarters emblem directly behind me. Bidding will start at 250 credits....do I hear 275?
    CiC: How can he not hear 275 with ears like that?
    ADM. CARTWRIGHT: Word!
    SPOCK: I heard that.


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    TROI: Eeeek.....Worf!!!!
    WORF: Ahem....forgive me, Counselor Troi. We thought this led to Corridor Alpha Five...we did not realize it was the overhead to the Womens' Head.
    SECURITY OFFICER: (whispers to fellow officer) Nice downblouse!
    OTHER SECURITY OFFICER: Nice everything.

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    DATA: Rigarte' ! Nothing up my sleeve...
    GEORDI: Nothing in your positronic brain either!
     
  5. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    BOB: Is this thing on?
    SPOCK: That's a lamp, Admiral.




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    Ceiling Wolf says you masturbate without honor!


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    BURTON: Whadda ya know...someone finally hired a cinematographer who knows what a "gel" is!
    SPINER: Color me impressed!
     
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  6. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Data: You should've seen what this did to Tasha
     
  7. Triskelion

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    Spock: We have neuterized the nucular threat; irregardless, our mission is a whole nother barrel of fish. Awesome sauce. Allow me to reiterate again: Starfleet misunderestimated the threat of the extraterrestrial aliens and unequivocably ordered me to use an inflammable payload in the torpedo. This was anti-opposed by the non-defunct alien faction and forced them to make a complete 360 in their strategy. So I told the Captain you're crew is literally behind you 1000% like Yoko and Lenin. Their loyaler than any crew in all the multiple universes. Its all good. Word.

    ...This is what you people sound like to Vulcans.

    Admirals: OOOooohhh....


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    Worf: A warrior does not shake it more than three times unless he intends to play with it, Mister Crusher.


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    Data: This is the hand I used to cup Tasha's left butt cheek.
    Geordi:....
    Data: She named it "Sir Mix-A-Lot."
    Geordi:....
    Data: Guess why.
    Geordi:....
    Data: It likes big butts and it cannot lie.
    Geordi: TMI!!!
     
  8. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    TFTW

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    CARTWRIGHT: Quinn, Aaron and Savar....if I don't start a new war against the Klingons, Starfleet won't be able to get rid of these three dumbasses before seventy years.

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    Worf's personnal log: Ten years after the parasite infiltration, a totally senile, but still in service, admiral Quinn used a trapdoor as an outhouse. I must convince Captain Picard to let me apply the Klingon retirement policy on his old friend.
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Spock: "I apologize to each of you for the bizarre letters you each recently received from my father, Ambassador Sarek. Apparently, he is just not going to ever let this Starfleet/Vulcan Science Academy thing go."
     
  10. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    SPOCK: Say another time the word Bengazi and you'll learn the word Tal-shaya.
    CiC: I won't even try to prevent him.

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    DATA: Look everyone, Geordi's Goldmember.
     
  11. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    Triskelion, your Worf quote damn near made me have a choking fit in laughter! Well done! :)
     
  12. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Ha, mission accomplished! Thanks Martok! :techman:
     
  13. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    You're quite welcome. :)
     
  14. shivkala

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    Thanks for the win, Leadhead!

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    Spock: Okay, so we're agreed, I'll go join Kirk and the crew. No one will reveal that I'm giving the briefing or that I volunteered him until the right time. But, remember, please tag me in the pictures you upload to Instavid so I can see the look on his face.

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    Worf: Shut the hatch! Shut the hatch!

    Security Officer: Borg drones, sir?

    Worf: Worse, proselytizers!

    Proselytizers: Have you found God? Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?

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    Data: ...so, the producer asks him what the name of the act is and he replies, "The Aristocrats!"
     
  15. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    Thats not mine, so I must decline the award.
     
  16. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Oh Crap! I got confused because that was the one that was when there was a photoshop posted in the TNG instead of the Movies contest!

    Many Apologies and a special award for not yet declaring me an idiot goes to Armored Saint!
     
  17. Smellincoffee

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    Thanks for the win -- Home Improvement fan revealed! ;)

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    Spock: May I present, for the first time ever, "An Ode to T'Spotk'.


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    Worf: Ensigns! This is no time to -
    Picard: Take it from a man who has been assimilated, Worf, there's no better time.
     
  18. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    DATA: Hahahaha! I know right? Catch you later, buddy.

    GEORDI: What's so funny?

    DATA: Droid, humor. You wouldn't understand.
     
  19. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    That makes how many Orion hookers and how much Bajoran coke?:drool:
     
  20. Triskelion

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    My name is Spock.
    Hi, Spock.
    Hello, Mister Scott.
     
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