Movies Caption Contest #245: In depth

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Jun 15, 2014.

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! New contest time!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Probation" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Job Security" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Binford 6100 Warp Core" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop award goes to:

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    Many thanks to all who participated and congrats to our winners!

    And now, a new contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Spock: We will now take our 5 minute break. Please return promptly so we may finish our 6 our lecture on James T. Kirk's violations of the Prime Directive.


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    Worf: Okay boys, time to crash Riker and Troi's wedding!

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    La Forge: We've just uncovered a secret lab with large torpedoes, shouldn't we call for security to come over here?

    Data: Nah, what's the worst thing that can happen?
     
  3. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Data: Geordi, the captain ordered me to give you a hand. Get it?

    Geordi: Is it too late to transfer to waste extraction?
     
  4. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    SPOCK: And now, next on our fire sale auction is Lot 221, the giant StarFleet Headquarters emblem directly behind me. Bidding will start at 250 credits....do I hear 275?
    CiC: How can he not hear 275 with ears like that?
    ADM. CARTWRIGHT: Word!
    SPOCK: I heard that.


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    TROI: Eeeek.....Worf!!!!
    WORF: Ahem....forgive me, Counselor Troi. We thought this led to Corridor Alpha Five...we did not realize it was the overhead to the Womens' Head.
    SECURITY OFFICER: (whispers to fellow officer) Nice downblouse!
    OTHER SECURITY OFFICER: Nice everything.

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    DATA: Rigarte' ! Nothing up my sleeve...
    GEORDI: Nothing in your positronic brain either!
     
  5. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    BOB: Is this thing on?
    SPOCK: That's a lamp, Admiral.




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    Ceiling Wolf says you masturbate without honor!


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    BURTON: Whadda ya know...someone finally hired a cinematographer who knows what a "gel" is!
    SPINER: Color me impressed!
     
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  6. Finngle Bells

    Finngle Bells Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Data: You should've seen what this did to Tasha
     
  7. Triskelion

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    Spock: We have neuterized the nucular threat; irregardless, our mission is a whole nother barrel of fish. Awesome sauce. Allow me to reiterate again: Starfleet misunderestimated the threat of the extraterrestrial aliens and unequivocably ordered me to use an inflammable payload in the torpedo. This was anti-opposed by the non-defunct alien faction and forced them to make a complete 360 in their strategy. So I told the Captain you're crew is literally behind you 1000% like Yoko and Lenin. Their loyaler than any crew in all the multiple universes. Its all good. Word.

    ...This is what you people sound like to Vulcans.

    Admirals: OOOooohhh....


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    Worf: A warrior does not shake it more than three times unless he intends to play with it, Mister Crusher.


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    Data: This is the hand I used to cup Tasha's left butt cheek.
    Geordi:....
    Data: She named it "Sir Mix-A-Lot."
    Geordi:....
    Data: Guess why.
    Geordi:....
    Data: It likes big butts and it cannot lie.
    Geordi: TMI!!!
     
  8. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    TFTW

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    CARTWRIGHT: Quinn, Aaron and Savar....if I don't start a new war against the Klingons, Starfleet won't be able to get rid of these three dumbasses before seventy years.

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    Worf's personnal log: Ten years after the parasite infiltration, a totally senile, but still in service, admiral Quinn used a trapdoor as an outhouse. I must convince Captain Picard to let me apply the Klingon retirement policy on his old friend.
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: "I apologize to each of you for the bizarre letters you each recently received from my father, Ambassador Sarek. Apparently, he is just not going to ever let this Starfleet/Vulcan Science Academy thing go."
     
  10. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    SPOCK: Say another time the word Bengazi and you'll learn the word Tal-shaya.
    CiC: I won't even try to prevent him.

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    DATA: Look everyone, Geordi's Goldmember.
     
  11. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    Triskelion, your Worf quote damn near made me have a choking fit in laughter! Well done! :)
     
  12. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Ha, mission accomplished! Thanks Martok! :techman:
     
  13. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    You're quite welcome. :)
     
  14. shivkala

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    Thanks for the win, Leadhead!

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    Spock: Okay, so we're agreed, I'll go join Kirk and the crew. No one will reveal that I'm giving the briefing or that I volunteered him until the right time. But, remember, please tag me in the pictures you upload to Instavid so I can see the look on his face.

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    Worf: Shut the hatch! Shut the hatch!

    Security Officer: Borg drones, sir?

    Worf: Worse, proselytizers!

    Proselytizers: Have you found God? Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?

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    Data: ...so, the producer asks him what the name of the act is and he replies, "The Aristocrats!"
     
  15. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    Thats not mine, so I must decline the award.
     
  16. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Oh Crap! I got confused because that was the one that was when there was a photoshop posted in the TNG instead of the Movies contest!

    Many Apologies and a special award for not yet declaring me an idiot goes to Armored Saint!
     
  17. Smellincoffee

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    Thanks for the win -- Home Improvement fan revealed! ;)

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    Spock: May I present, for the first time ever, "An Ode to T'Spotk'.


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    Worf: Ensigns! This is no time to -
    Picard: Take it from a man who has been assimilated, Worf, there's no better time.
     
  18. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    DATA: Hahahaha! I know right? Catch you later, buddy.

    GEORDI: What's so funny?

    DATA: Droid, humor. You wouldn't understand.
     
  19. Armored Saint

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    That makes how many Orion hookers and how much Bajoran coke?:drool:
     
  20. Triskelion

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    My name is Spock.
    Hi, Spock.
    Hello, Mister Scott.
     
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