Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering

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  1. Triskelion

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    Kirk: Well you could at least wash your instruments.
     
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    Little known fact: the whale probe in Star Trek IV disabled vessels by beaming over shock troops.
     
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    The new bio-plasmic warp core decides to put a stop to Scotty's endless carping about the new engines.
     
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    Bream me up, Scotty!
     
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    Engineer: It's bad when Geordi's trying to look up the engine core's skirt!

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    McCoy: Spock, that's not the way to the locker room!

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    Scotty: When the Captain asked for new Christmas tree lights, I don't think this is what he had in mind.
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    Scotty: I told the Captain that we were stringing up too many Christmas tree lights!!
     
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    Geordi: ...and the warranty just expired. Great.


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    Spock: I'll guarantee another sequel?

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    Who's the wise guy who's been rubbing balloons on my warp core?
     
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    Geordi: Geordi to bridge. I've searched all of engineering, but I can't find the next caption contest!

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    McCOY: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the lack of humor that's in there!
    SPOCK: But, as you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I'm not human.
    McCOY: You're not going in there!
    SPOCK: Perhaps you're right. What is Mister LeadHead's condition?
    McCOY: Well, I don't think that he...
    (Spock administers a Vulcan nerve pinch on McCoy)
    SPOCK: I'm sorry, Doctor. I have no time to discuss this logically. I must start a new caption contest before the ship is destroyed. ...Remember!
     
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    The way you love me is frightenin'
    You better knock, knock, knock

    SCOTT: On wood?
    ENGINEER: Baby!


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    GEORDI: That's the biggest flexi straw I've seen yet!


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    BONES: Jim turned the tanning booth to "11".
    SPOCK: How bad is the Captain?
    BONES: He's red, slim.


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    SCOTTY: Whadda ya mean, stick the fish in my ear? I don't understand ye at all, laddie.
    ENGINEER: You will.
     
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