Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering

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  1. Nerys Myk

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  2. CaptainBearclaw

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    McCOY: What? I'm as curious about my birthday present as the next guy!
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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  4. Smellincoffee

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    Scotty: WHO OVERLOADED THE CORE WITH MORE POWER?
    Assistant: TECH ENGINEER TIMOTHY TAYLOR!

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    Bones: You're conducting performance reviews, Spock, not interrogations!
    Spock: When I am finished with engineering, doctor, I intend to pay a visit to the medical staff.
    Bones: And on that note I'm retiring!
    ..again!
     
  5. Armored Saint

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    GEORDI: That's not good! Leadhead is really mad!

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    SPOCK: Let me talk to him.
    BONES: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
     
  6. Nerys Myk

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    MCCOY: It's really not your kind of place Spock. It's full sweaty people dancing, drinking large amounts of liquor and going crazy. Hell, Scotty couldn't handle it and he's a raging alcoholic!
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

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    McCoy: "If you're going in there, at least put on an anti-radiation suit!"
    Spock: "You have an appallingly feeble grasp of the dramatic, Doctor."
     
  8. Armored Saint

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    BONES:For God's sake Spock! The side effects of this vaccine last only five minutes on humans. So, don't worry for your Vulcan metabolism!
     
  9. Alrik

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    LaForge: "Give me just a couple more seconds."

    Picard OS: "I need an answer now Geordi."

    LaForge: "Ok, that should do. The hot dogs are done. Let's eat."


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    McCoy: "Give it another couple of minutes Spock. Jim had the three bean burrito for lunch. Poor Scotty was in the next stall."

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  10. shivkala

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    McCoy: You can't go in there!

    Spock: Doctor, that is precisely what Mr. Scott said before I forced him to face his alcoholism. It is also what, Ensign "No nah may" said before I forced him to consider all of his life choices that led him to this point. Trust me, I learned how to use my Vulcan heritage to affect some devastating psycho-analysis. Now, before you refuse me entry again, due to our years of friendship, I ask you to ponder this: are you going to let me in or am I going to have to force you to re-live some of your worst memories.

    McCoy: Dad...I mean, uh, yeah, go ahead. Excuse me, I've got something in my eye...
     
  11. Mr. Laser Beam

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    McCoy: Spock, you can't go in there! Surely you don't think you can survive the radiation?

    Spock: Doctor, I believe I will be protected if I wear an engineering suit. And kindly refrain from referring to me as Shirley.
     
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  12. Armored Saint

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    SCOTTY: BORGIAS FRAT LADDIE! Why did you ask "What does a warp core need with a starship?"?
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    SCOTT: Looks like this Palpatine bloke means business.
     
  14. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Since Nerys Myk reposted his TNG photoshop in the good topic. :D :p

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  15. Triskelion

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  16. Avro Arrow

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    McCoy: I'm tellin' ya, Spock, Jim has turned into a real martinet lately! He's completely over the top! He's acting like an overbearing dictator with delusions of grandeur! He's... he's right behind me, isn't he?

    Spock: No, doctor, he is not.

    McCoy: Oh... um, well, nevermind, then.

    "Scott to bridge! You've got to drop out of warp right away! The engines are starting to flounder!"

    "See, lads, it's like I've always told you... the engines are the sole of a starship!"
     
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  18. Avro Arrow

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    "Excuse me, I'd just like to ask a question. What does cod need with a starship?"

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    McCoy: You can't go in there, Spock! The radiation will kill you!

    Spock: That is preferable to enduring more fish puns, doctor.

    McCoy: ... Hang on, I'm coming with you!
     
  19. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Lieutenant: Sir, may I say something?

    Scotty: Aye, laddie.

    Lieutenant: Life... is NOT a bream.

    Scotty: As ye were.
     
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  20. Avro Arrow

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    McCoy: Don't go in that room, Spock! A gateway has opened up in there to the engineering section of some alternate Enterprise in another dimension or something! The engineering section is incredibly huge, and Scotty has some kind of alien sidekick. Oh, and the entire section smells like a brewery!

    Spock raises eyebrow, stares pointedly at Scotty passed out in the corner.

    McCoy: ... OK, more so than usual.
     
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