Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering

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  1. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Sorry about the tardiness again, I lost track of how much time had passed since I started the last contest.


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Computer Interface Issues" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "OKklingon" Award, going to:
    Next, we have the "Failed Arguments" Award, going to:

    Two Photoshops really caught my eye this time around and both were the from the same poster so a double award for Armored Saint!


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    Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

    Sorry about the continued delays, I'll try to start the next one sometime before 2015. :rommie:

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  2. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    La Forge: Come on warp core, please don't blow up.

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    McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No Human could tolerate the radiation that's in there!

    Spock: Oh, never mind. It's not like this is our only chance to survive. See ya.

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    Scotty: Note to self, don't hide the good whiskey in the warp core.
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Scotty: "Watson! Ye didna attach the ground wire to the center screw on the wall socket, did ye, ye borgas frat!"
     
  4. Finngle Bells

    Finngle Bells Vice Admiral Admiral

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    La Forge: I hate it when my visor falls off when Picard wants warp speed in middle of a subspace anomaly.
     
  5. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    La Forge: Guys? Red means okay, right? Right? Aw, crap, Starfleet said if I eject one more Warp Core, I'm out of a job.

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    McCoy: Radiation? No, we have redundancies to protect us against radiation. Scotty just had haggis and, well, have you ever smelled a Scot's flatulence after he's had a helping of haggis? Trust me, death is preferable, I mean poor Scotty's passed out from his own emissions!

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    Scotty: Captain, something shocking is happening!
     
  6. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    LAFORGE: Bad news, Captain. The Slurpee machine's busted.
     
  7. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    SCOTTY: Borgias frat laddies, do I look like Geordi La Forge? Be carefull, I'm not good to roll under a closing door.
     
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    Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    SCOTTY: Ye had ta cross the streams,didn't ya!.
     
  9. Santa Claws

    Santa Claws Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Scott: Aye, there we are, lads. Alert the crew: we're ready to start the rave now!
     
  10. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    You can take as long as you like to judge, as long as I come out winning.

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    LaForge discovers the robot from Lost In Space on stage at the strip club!

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    Aw, now who made that poor cadet cry? Someone go apologize to him right now.

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  11. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    SCOTTY: I AM THE ONE!
     
  12. Saint John Talbot

    Saint John Talbot Admiral Admiral

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    Ah borgas frat! Who downloaded the Windows 47 upgrade? It was working fine yesterday!
     
  13. T'Girl

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    Spock: "Doctor, there are a number of injured."

    McCoy: "Damn it Spock, I'm a doctor not a ... umm ..."

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  14. Santa Claws

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    LaForge: All right, which one of you stuck the "ribbed for her pleasure" sign on the warp core?!

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    McCoy: Sorry, Spock, it doesn't matter if you're the captain; if you're not on the list, you're not getting into the party. Don't make me take you out like I did Scotty and Ensign No-Name here...
     
  15. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    BONES: Sorry green-blooded hobgoblin, but Captain Pike called from Talos IV. He wants his heroic sacrifice back.

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    GEORDI: La Forge to Riker! That's not good Commander, our warp core is a giant bottle of mineral water.
     
  16. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    SCOTT: ``There can be only warp one!''
     
  17. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Amen to that!



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    Riker: Geordi, we have to eject the warp core now!!!!

    LaForge: OK Commander.... I....ohhhh.... I just thought of a way we could have saved the Enterprise D!


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    Spock: So we have radiation suit gloves...

    McCoy: Yes.

    Spock: And radiation suit boots?

    McCoy: Yes.

    Spock: And radiation suit coveralls?

    McCoy: Yes.

    Spock: But no actual radiation suit helmets? Making the actual rest of the radiation suit completely useless? Who the hell made that mistake?

    McCoy: Scotty refused to order any. He didn't want anything covering his mighty moustache.


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    Proof J.J. Abrams did not invent lens flare.
     
  18. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    ALL: Here we are! Born to be kings! We're the princes of the universe! Here we belong...
    SCOTTY:...fighting to survive in a world with the darkest powers...
    KIRK (os): ENOUGH! Scotty, cut that damned moustache and stop to use the consoles as keyboards.
     
  19. T'Girl

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    After listening to Spock and McCoy argue to two straight hours over the proper position of a shrimp fork in a formal place setting, Ensign No-Name's head felt as if it would explode.

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  20. Jonas Grumby

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    McCoy: "Do you know you'll die if you walk through those doors?"
    Spock: "No, but if you'll hum a few bars for me, I'll see if I can fake it."
     
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