Movies Caption Contest #243: In your face!

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  1. Triskelion

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    Picard(thinking): "I'd like to masturbate, but I had WAY too much Romulan ale in the last caption contest-and the computer is way over there..."
     
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    i watched this movie many times its a great one..
     
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    Wow, sorry I've been way late on this one, will try and get to it this weekend.
     
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