Movies Caption Contest #243: In your face!

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  1. Triskelion

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    Picard: Computer, where did Admiral Necheyev go?
    Computer: The transmission was a two-dimensional subspace signal comprised of electrons and photons moving across a semiconducting substrate and projected through a transceiving color electronic display.
    Picard: But where did she go?
    Computer: The signal was terminated at its source.
    Picard: Necheyev. N-E-C-H-E-Y-E-V.
    Computer:....?


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    B'Etor: Thank you for inviting us to your plastic containerware party. Do you have anything to store the bleeding heart of a PetaQ?
    Crusher: Our Commander Worf swears by his mixing popcorn bowl.
    B'Etor: But is it bloodstain resistant?


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    Soldier: Shall we shoot them, sir?
    Sulu: Wait, you have guns?
     
  2. Alrik

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    TFTW!

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    Computer: *Beep*

    Picard: "This had better not be another Spacebook friend request from Gul Macet."

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    Crusher: "Hi, my name is Beverly. I'm the CMO of the Enterprise. I like candle light dinners, long walks on the beach, and would love to find someone to share my mornings enjoying coffee and a qwaa saunt."

    Gowron (O.S.): "What? This dating site is useless. Switch it off. NOW!"
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

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    Captain's Log: Good news! An eye exam by Doctor Crusher and an evaluation of my computer terminal by Commander LaForge have confirmed that I do not need corrective lenses, eye surgery or Retnax 5. On a related note, Commander Riker and his warped sense of humor are about the learn the true meaning of the phrase, "shit rolls downhill."
     
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  4. Nerys Myk

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    B'ETOR: Time Bandits again? Mrs. Ogre creeps me out!

    SORAN: Actually, it's a live feed from the Enterprise.
     
  5. Armored Saint

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  6. Triskelion

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    Sulu: The first one of you who makes a shaft joke is going to learn a whole new meaning of the word penal reform.
    Henchmen: That's what he said.
    Sulu: Ok you get that one.
     
  7. Armored Saint

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    "Would you shoot this?"

    "Aw snap dems turbolifts is broke!"
     
  9. Alrik

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    SULU: "Oh my."

    TROI: "Oh brother."
     
  10. Orac

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  11. Nerys Myk

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    SULU: Looks like they found the Fizzy Lifting Drinks.
     
  12. Triskelion

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    Picard: Computer, have you detected any sign of a peppermint planet yet?
    Computer: Negative. The statistical likelihood of a naturally-occurring celestial body comprised of artificial confection remains astronomically unlikely.
    Picard: How about a MILF planet?
    Computer: This terminal is shutting down for diagnostic maintenance.<Blue Screen of Death>


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    Wesley: I've asked you to stop answering my hails with your colonoscopy camera.

    Beverly: Fine, back in Worf's butt you go.

    Wesley: NO! NEVER MIND!


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    Henchman #1: I don't know, are rocket boots physically viable?
    Henchman #2: This guy with the questions.
     
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  13. Bry_Sinclair

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    Crusher: Now that I've healed your injuries, Geordi, perhaps I can help you with your sexual inhibitions.
    La Forge: With gusto!
    Lursa: Turn it off. Turn it off!
    B'Etor: I can't find the remote!

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    Sulu: Hang on, they've gone upwards to deck seventy-eight and they're not even on the bridge?
     
  14. Armored Saint

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    DUDE IN WHITE: POOP?
    SULU: That's no turboshaft! It's the sonic septic tank!
     
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  16. Candlelight

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    November 18, 1994: A million Star Trek fans cried out in terror.

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  17. Armored Saint

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    PICARD: Who's the stupid Admiral who will put us or the whole Federation in trouble this time? Section 31 my ass, their real name is Starfleet Command!

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    BEVERLY: Funny, one of those Lilliputians is wearing and old Starfleet uniform.

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    SULU: LILLIPUTIANS?
     
  18. Triskelion

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    Picard: Computer, hold all my calls. I am not to be disturbed.
    Computer: Acknowledged. All calls will be put on hold.
    Picard:
    No, don't put them on hold, hold all my calls.
    Computer: All calls will not be put on hold but will not be held.
    Picard: Listen to me! Hold all my calls! Do not put any calls through at all costs!
    Computer: Listen to you hold your calls while putting any calls through at all costs.
    Picard: Data! Are you on the com impersonating the computer again?!
    Computer:
    Query unrecognized. Please input the specified parameters.
    Picard: Oh very well then.
    Computer:
    Ass.


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    Crusher:
    I'll be with you every day, Geordi. When you're touching your prostate, you're touching me.
    B'Etor: PETA'Q! CHANGE THE CHANNEL NOW!


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    Sulu: 78 decks? Huh, Enterprise is bigger on the inside. Hey, isn't this some kind of trademark violation against the Doctor?
    Henchman 1: Who?
    Sulu: Precisely.
    Henchman 2: What?
    Sulu: Shut up, Neville! Gosh!
     
  19. Armored Saint

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  20. Nerys Myk

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    COMPUTER: Incoming transmission from the Big Giant Head...
     
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