Movies Caption Contest #243: In your face!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Mar 15, 2014.

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone, I'm a little behind on this contest, but lets get back on track!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Unpleasant Communications" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Dangerous Plan" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Not always entertaining" Award, going to:

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:


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    Two entries kept going back and forth in my brain for this one, so they both win!

    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

    And now, a new contest!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

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  3. Jonas Grumby

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    B'Etor: Ugh! Human females are so repulsive.

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  6. Armored Saint

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  7. Maurice

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    Thanks for the win.

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    TAKEI: ILM! Come back! The script's not that bad!
     
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  14. Finn

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  15. Triskelion

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    TFTW Leadhead! :rommie::techman:

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  16. inflatabledalek

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    Thanks for blending me Mr. Leadhead!

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    Gates McFadden was so poorly served by the script she was reduced to filming scenes she'd written herself on her Ipad after everyone else had gone home.


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  20. Armored Saint

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