Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Santa Garrus, Feb 18, 2014.

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  1. Wintermute

    Wintermute Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Scotty: "Do I want a larger penis?" Yes please.
    Chekov: You vill NOT click that link!


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    Geordi: Did this mofo just call me Chekov?


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    Ru'Afo: Ze Thtarthip! Ze Thtarthip, Bothh!
    Geordi: Uh oh, looks like Beth has created a temporal paradox again. Trainees.
    Beth: My panel's made of stickers!
     
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  2. Alrik

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    Scotty: "This one, nay, this one is for popcorn. This is the one for Hot Pockets."

    Chekov: "Vell, vhat are you vaiting for?"

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    Geordi: It's for you Captain. The A.A.R.P. is having another membership drive."

    Picard (O.S) Merde.
     
  3. Alrik

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    Kirk: "Relax Bones, it's five o'clock somewhere."
     
  4. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Geordi: Don't trust him Sir, he killed Mozart!


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    Scotty: Och, see, the odd numbered films are worse!


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    Shatner: And here's a toast to the new Jack Ryan! It's no T.J. Hooker though, is it Chris?
     
  5. Jonas Grumby

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    Scotty: "Now, watch this security tape here! For just a moment, ye can see Khan's genetically enhanced wanger!"
    Chekov: "Vat, in the name of the czars, makes you think ve vould be interested in this?!!"
     
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  6. Mistral

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    Sulu: "Hang on a second, Chekov..."
     
  7. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead

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    LaForge: Uh, sir, I realize this is the wrong time to bring it up, but why am I here? It's like someone forgot that over 10 years ago I got promoted to Chief Engineer!

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    Scotty: There it is! In the Captain's log. "Stardate, something-or-other. I heard this really great joke the other day, a Jap, a Ruskie, and a Scot walked into engineering..."

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    Kirk: I don't always drink Romulan Ale, but when I do, it's Kre XX's.
     
  8. Armored Saint

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    DOUGHERTY: Do the maths Commander: Your Captain has a big heart. He's sad to see you unable to score. Trills are a notorious race of nymphomaniac. Ensign Perim is a Trill....
     
  9. shivkala

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    Ensign Perim: The Perim symbiote says to tell you, not in all of its lifetimes, Commander.
     
  10. Wintermute

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    Ru'Afo: Captain, won't you beam down for some fungus? And invite your Ops officer too, she looks like she would appreciate a nice fungus. That is, if your helmsman hasn't already offered her some of his fungus.
    Geordi: This is why you brought us all the way out here? Really??
    Dougherty: Totally worth it.
     
  11. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    MORGAN FREEMAN: I'm Admiral Geordi La Forge. My ship has been aspirated by a black hole and now I'm there to save this franchise.
    GEORDI: Captain, I don't look like this guy.
     
  12. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    SCOTTY: Must…get…high…score...
    CHEKOV: Mr. Scott, the computer is off.
    SULU: Then what am I looking at?
     
  13. shivkala

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    Picard: Oh, it's that one guy that was in all those movies in the late 20th and early 21st century. Um, Samuel L. Jackson, I think.

    Perim: Excuse me, sir, I believe that's Laurence Fisbourne.

    Geordi: Really? Even in the 24th Century, we're still mixing up black actors?
     
  14. Wintermute

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    Ru'Afo: Is Captain Picard a Baku?
    Dougherty: No, it only seems like his speeches slow down time.


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    Chekov: It's the hamburger. You always get the hamburger. Push the hamburger button already.
    Scotty: Don't rush me, lads.
    Sulu: And it's - the hamburger. Command decision, sir.
    Chekov: That vas five minutes of my life I vill never get back.


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    Kirk: Scotty what's my blood alcohol level?
    Scotty: Point nine nine five sir. If I multiply your tolerance by my signature factor of four.
    Kirk: Good man.
     
  15. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    PICARD: SHUT UP DENZEL!
     
  16. Maurice

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    PICARD: Opinions?
    GEORDI: Entry hall tile looks stupid as a starship wall.
    PICARD: Noted.


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    CHEKOV: Vhat do you make of this console?
    SCOTTY: By the characteristic bumpy texture, I'd say it's cheap fiberglass.
    CHEKOV: That's not vhat I meant!


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    KIRK: Romulan ale my tuckus. This is Windex®!
     
  17. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    KIRK: Work, booze, work...
     
  18. Wintermute

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    Admiral Dougherty: Sorry Picard, as you can see from our shiny space outfits, this club is "Members Only," if you know what I mean.
    Picard: Surely someone on this ship could let me borrow such a jacket long enough for a diplomatic mission, Mister LaForge?
    Geordi: Why would you assume I had a Member's Only jacket?
    Picard: I...um....
    Beth. He totally does, though.
    LaForge: That's not the point!



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    Scotty: This Thai masseuse looks like she has strong hands.
    Chekov: Are you senile? She's got an adam's apple!
    Sulu: And...?


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    I'm drunk enough, now I'm ready to tell Spock about the birds and the bees and the Yeomen and the performance evaluations.
     
  19. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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