Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming

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  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Scotty: "Do I want a larger penis?" Yes please.
    Chekov: You vill NOT click that link!


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    Geordi: Did this mofo just call me Chekov?


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    Ru'Afo: Ze Thtarthip! Ze Thtarthip, Bothh!
    Geordi: Uh oh, looks like Beth has created a temporal paradox again. Trainees.
    Beth: My panel's made of stickers!
     
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  2. Alrik

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    Scotty: "This one, nay, this one is for popcorn. This is the one for Hot Pockets."

    Chekov: "Vell, vhat are you vaiting for?"

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    Geordi: It's for you Captain. The A.A.R.P. is having another membership drive."

    Picard (O.S) Merde.
     
  3. Alrik

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    Kirk: "Relax Bones, it's five o'clock somewhere."
     
  4. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Geordi: Don't trust him Sir, he killed Mozart!


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    Scotty: Och, see, the odd numbered films are worse!


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    Shatner: And here's a toast to the new Jack Ryan! It's no T.J. Hooker though, is it Chris?
     
  5. Jonas Grumby

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    Scotty: "Now, watch this security tape here! For just a moment, ye can see Khan's genetically enhanced wanger!"
    Chekov: "Vat, in the name of the czars, makes you think ve vould be interested in this?!!"
     
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  6. Mistral

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    Sulu: "Hang on a second, Chekov..."
     
  7. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead

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    LaForge: Uh, sir, I realize this is the wrong time to bring it up, but why am I here? It's like someone forgot that over 10 years ago I got promoted to Chief Engineer!

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    Scotty: There it is! In the Captain's log. "Stardate, something-or-other. I heard this really great joke the other day, a Jap, a Ruskie, and a Scot walked into engineering..."

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    Kirk: I don't always drink Romulan Ale, but when I do, it's Kre XX's.
     
  8. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    DOUGHERTY: Do the maths Commander: Your Captain has a big heart. He's sad to see you unable to score. Trills are a notorious race of nymphomaniac. Ensign Perim is a Trill....
     
  9. shivkala

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    Ensign Perim: The Perim symbiote says to tell you, not in all of its lifetimes, Commander.
     
  10. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Ru'Afo: Captain, won't you beam down for some fungus? And invite your Ops officer too, she looks like she would appreciate a nice fungus. That is, if your helmsman hasn't already offered her some of his fungus.
    Geordi: This is why you brought us all the way out here? Really??
    Dougherty: Totally worth it.
     
  11. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    MORGAN FREEMAN: I'm Admiral Geordi La Forge. My ship has been aspirated by a black hole and now I'm there to save this franchise.
    GEORDI: Captain, I don't look like this guy.
     
  12. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    SCOTTY: Must…get…high…score...
    CHEKOV: Mr. Scott, the computer is off.
    SULU: Then what am I looking at?
     
  13. shivkala

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    Picard: Oh, it's that one guy that was in all those movies in the late 20th and early 21st century. Um, Samuel L. Jackson, I think.

    Perim: Excuse me, sir, I believe that's Laurence Fisbourne.

    Geordi: Really? Even in the 24th Century, we're still mixing up black actors?
     
  14. Triskelion

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    Ru'Afo: Is Captain Picard a Baku?
    Dougherty: No, it only seems like his speeches slow down time.


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    Chekov: It's the hamburger. You always get the hamburger. Push the hamburger button already.
    Scotty: Don't rush me, lads.
    Sulu: And it's - the hamburger. Command decision, sir.
    Chekov: That vas five minutes of my life I vill never get back.


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    Kirk: Scotty what's my blood alcohol level?
    Scotty: Point nine nine five sir. If I multiply your tolerance by my signature factor of four.
    Kirk: Good man.
     
  15. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    PICARD: SHUT UP DENZEL!
     
  16. Maurice

    Maurice Vice Admiral Admiral

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    PICARD: Opinions?
    GEORDI: Entry hall tile looks stupid as a starship wall.
    PICARD: Noted.


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    CHEKOV: Vhat do you make of this console?
    SCOTTY: By the characteristic bumpy texture, I'd say it's cheap fiberglass.
    CHEKOV: That's not vhat I meant!


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    KIRK: Romulan ale my tuckus. This is Windex®!
     
  17. CaptainBearclaw

    CaptainBearclaw Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    KIRK: Work, booze, work...
     
  18. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Admiral Dougherty: Sorry Picard, as you can see from our shiny space outfits, this club is "Members Only," if you know what I mean.
    Picard: Surely someone on this ship could let me borrow such a jacket long enough for a diplomatic mission, Mister LaForge?
    Geordi: Why would you assume I had a Member's Only jacket?
    Picard: I...um....
    Beth. He totally does, though.
    LaForge: That's not the point!



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    Scotty: This Thai masseuse looks like she has strong hands.
    Chekov: Are you senile? She's got an adam's apple!
    Sulu: And...?


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    I'm drunk enough, now I'm ready to tell Spock about the birds and the bees and the Yeomen and the performance evaluations.
     
  19. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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