Movies Caption Contest #242: Regular Programming

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! It is time for a new contest!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Audio Interference" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "But is it a Space Station?" Award, going to:

    Next, the "One of many plot holes in this film" Award, going to:


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    Congratulations to our competitors and many thanks to everyone who participated!

    We begin again!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Scotty: That button doesn't work. Therefore this entire bridge must be redesigned.

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    Geordi: Would one of you hurry and make a photoshop out of this. I can't stand looking at that guy!




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    Kirk: (thinking) I wish I had Romulan Ale on hand whenever Bones and Spock were bickering on the bridge.
     
  5. Armored Saint

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  6. mendelin

    mendelin Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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  7. Triskelion

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    TFTW LeadHead!

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    Dougherty: When you're ready to beam down to the men's room of the Hyatt Regency you'll find us in stall three. The attendant will show you in.

    Ru'afo: <Spins toilet roll>


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  8. doubleohfive

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    I don't have time to mock this up using the screen cap provided, but I did make this one a few years ago for a similar caption contest:

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  19. Armored Saint

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