Movie Caption Contest: The Generation Game

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Candlelight, May 28, 2013.

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  1. Candlelight

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    I'm still not wishing to take over the mantle of leadership when it comes to these contests but the main thread still hasn't resurfaced and so I thought I'd start a new one.

    Who one the old one? You all did, well done.

    Now, your next victims:

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    (Please note, I've been out of the loop for these contests for quite a few months so if I'm showing identical photos / themes I apologise in advance).
     
  2. Candlelight

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    Data (thinking): Happens every fucking week when American Idol is on.

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    Picard: "Quick... Soren's coming... and- LET GO OF MY PENIS!"
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  3. inflatabledalek

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    Checkov: And you're all caption contest winners!

    Everyone: YAY!

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    Kirk: So wait, if you've come out of the Nexus before you went into it, where is the original, younger you?

    Picard: It's... err... it's a Quantum Leap style thing, I've entered myself.

    Kirk: That doesn't work because I wasn't here but have still turned up so we have to have physically left the Nexus...

    Picard: This is the plot hole you're picking on?!?!?!?!!!
     
  4. Nerys Myk

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  5. shivkala

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    Picard: Where's Leadhead?

    Kirk: That wasn't him in the Nexus?
     
  6. Argus Skyhawk

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    Scotty: Oh brother. That fish that got away gets bigger every time Chekov tells this story.





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    Data: Excuse me. I had Taco Bell for lunch.
     
  7. Kirby

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    Data: Well I guess the old adage is true, Betazeds are terrible drivers. And the left thruster has been on this whole time too...
     
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  8. Triskelion

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    Scotty: But enough about my night with Uhura.


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    Picard: Do you think the crew knows about the secret Captain handshake?
    Kirk: It depends. Has Spock visited this timeline yet?
    Picard: I don't think so.
    Kirk: Then no. Technically the Reverse Spocker hasn't even been invented yet.
     
  9. Kirby

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    Picard: I may give that a try someday.
     
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  11. Mistral

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  14. Nerys Myk

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  15. Nebusj

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    Data:

    "Technically, that is a problem with stage direction and not a plot hole."

    Redshirt on right
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    "Okay ... then how about in scene twelve where ..."

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  17. jazzstick

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  18. jazzstick

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