Movie Caption Contest: Get Lost

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Candlelight, May 10, 2013.

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  1. Candlelight

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    While we wait for the main caption contest to come back, I thought I'd throw a quickie into the mix.

    This one is all about deleted scenes...

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  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    Troi: *laugh* I can't believe you found the Captain's text message log. Oh my, apparently someone's been a naughty boy and needs a Doctor.

    Riker: And now every ensign and Admiral in the fleet knows that "Jean Luc needs a hypo full of spanking STAT!". Now where's the "Forward to the Klingon High Council" option on this thing.
     
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    What do you mean, a suborbital jump? These are post-it notes!


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    Troi: I don't remember Leah Brahms participating in a wet T shirt contest. Are you sure you want to CC her this picture?

    Riker: From my terminal? No. From LaForge's? Definitely. And send.


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  5. Candlelight

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    "Keptin... ven did David Carson actually buy you?"

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    Riker: "...and apparently there's some space worm loose on the ship... and... I like it when you do that..."
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    Wesley: "I think I found that space worm."

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  6. Mysterion

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    RIKER: Okay, so where do the "two cups" come in to this?

    TROI: Just keep watching.
     
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  8. inflatabledalek

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    Director: OK Bill, we've found the level of picture quality needed for your "hair" to look realistic!


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    Troi: So why isn't Leadhead doing this caption contest?

    Riker: He's busy.

    Troi: doing what?

    Riker: He's under the desk.

    troi: Isn't that slanderous?

    Riker: Not as long as I don't say what he's doing.


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    Picard: That poster for Star Trek V wasn't exaggerating after all...
     
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    Captain's Log. The Titan has been thrown 15 years into the future where a 40 year old Wesley Crusher has come aboard

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    Troi: (under that breath) That's what Picard said when you first grew one...
     
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    Troi's driving again.
     
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