Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Dec 23, 2008.

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  1. Turd Ferguson

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  2. Candlelight

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  3. scorpius1701

    scorpius1701 Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Well if you all didnt turn the lights down so damn low, id be ABLE to tell you what time it is!
     
  4. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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  5. Rat Boy

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  6. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Scotty: I had the strangest dream that you did a fan dance with leaves and nothing else...
    Uhura: That wasn't a dream.
    Scotty: Dear lord, I'll never sleep again!
    Picard: It would seem that the temporal anomaly we registered is crossing into alternate dimensions and caption contests. We haven't much time before the rest of the usual caption suspects cross over into our contest.
     
  7. Triskelion

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    Caught you between nostrils, I see. The left one looks ok, but the right one looks like Worf in a headlock.

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    Data to Enterprise. The Borg have adapted their attack to include henna tattoos.
     
  8. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Scotty: "Nae, lass. The friction between our bodies will set off the fire supression system again. Looks like it's head only for us."
     
  9. Triskelion

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    I know what you're thinking. Was that five Prime Directive violations? Or six? Well in all the excitement I kind of forgot myself. So the only question you have to ask is, Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk?!

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    Data to Enterprise. The Borg are making fun of my highwaters. Please advise.
     
  10. Shatmandu

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    Data: "MICKEY! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"


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    Uhura: "What knocked you unconscious? Alien intruders?"
    Scotty: "Nae. Sulu put in the wrong rack of vacation slides ..."


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    Uhura: "You can't eat an eight-pound pot roast at one sitting and not feel bad later, Scotty."


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    Scotty: "I got drunk and had a dream I was humping a bag of laundry."
    Uhura: "Actually, you got drunk and went home with me."
     
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  11. Gertch

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    That's good! :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
     
  12. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "'It'll be fun, Scotty! Won't get stuck at'all, Scotty.' Ye had to stick yer earpiece up me arse, didn't ye? Fuck ye!"
     
  13. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Data: "Goddamn that is a powerful Slap-On bracelet!"



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    An Army of One.
     
  14. Peach Wookiee

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    Thriller: The Borg Edition
     
  15. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "CAKE!!! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!"
     
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  16. cooleddie74

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    "You took WHAT kind of a sample from me when I was out?!

    And ye did WHAT with it, lass?!"
     
  17. cooleddie74

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    My Swatch just went off. I gotta go now. My mom's picking me up in Sector 002."



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    Jean-Luccy-On-the-Spot.
     
  18. LeadHead

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    Scotty: Ah, Uhura it's such a pleasure to treated so nicely by a lovely lady. If this is a dream I hope I never wake-

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    Uhura: Scotty, wake up! What are you doing in Sulus Quarters?




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    It was Standing Room Only on the Borg Ship.

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    Getting skin applied to his arm was not an easy process, especially since the skin donors all wanted it back.
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    "That's a good boy.

    Now...please.

    Get off my foot.

    Your paunchy girth is crushing it, Monty."


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    UHURA:"You're alright, Scotty!

    Thankfully, we used a security override to break into Sulu's quarters and get you off the antigrav sex swing before he was able to do any REAL damage!"




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    DELTA QUADRANT IDOL '67

    Which drone will be the Queen's choice for most subservient? Results transmitted by plexing subspace carrier wave in TWO CYCLES!


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    QUEEN:"It puts the lotion on its artificial epidermis, Data...or else it gets the nanoprobes again!"
     
  20. Nerys Myk

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    Data hurled during rush and ruined his chances of joining the Borg Frat, Delta Delta Delta.
     
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