Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat!

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  1. Major Chord

    Major Chord Choir Boy Extraordinaire Captain

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    Uhura: Do you want to help me get my fans set for tonight's show?


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    Scotty: Lasse,you've got my engine lit up like a Christmas Tree. I need to bypass, or she'll blow!

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    This is the box art for the new Barbie Borg Cube play set.

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    Data: Now, if you'll observe closely, I'll demonstrate how an ancient Earthen humpback walked.
     
  2. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Commodore Commodore

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    "Your premature warp core jettisons are nobody's business but ours. And Enzyte."

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    "Uhura! I had the strangest dream! I dreamt there was a madman taken over the Enterprise! And they let Shatner direct!"

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    "I realize this is probably an inopportune time, but, where is the shitter?"

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    "Oh, for Christ's sake, Data, if you're going to be a crybaby, then don't get the One Ring tattoo."
     
  3. Outpost4

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    Uhura: OK, Scotty, once more, just for you. You can be the monster and I'll play Elsa Lanchester.
     
  4. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Scotty: "Only if ye promise to clip yer fingernail next time, lass. Me bleedin' arse is bleedin'."
     
  5. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Uhura: "There's something I've been meaning to tell you Scotty."
    Scott: "Aye? Now what would that be?"

    ...

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    Scott: "Ach, ye conniving minx, ye got me with that Martin Luther King story again."
    Uhura: "You were only unconcious three days this time."


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    Locutus: "This reminds me, I must remember to record the Doctor Who Christmas special. It has Cybermen in."

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    Borg: "Delete! Delete! Delete! Delete! DELETE!"
    Data: "What, what! WHAT!"
    Borg Queen: "Wrong franchise you idiots."
     
  6. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Scotty: Uhura, I said it would be best if I was on the bottom, not BE a bottom!
     
  7. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard: "I'm still waiting on my tea, Earl Gray, hot, you know ... Hellooooo?"



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    Uhura: "'The right tool for the right job,' eh, Scotty?"


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    Uhura: "You haven't seen your penis in how long?"
     
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  8. Gertch

    Gertch Admiral

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    "... don't worry, you're not missing much..."
     
  9. Herkimer Jitty

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    Scotty: "Get your hands offa my tits, or I'm filing a sexual harrasment suit!"
     
  10. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Uhura: *whispers*
    Scotty: Ach, lassie, you canna change the laws of physics!

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    Scotty: I dinna believe it, but you can change the laws of physics!
    Uhura: And don't you forget it, sugah.


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    Picard: This just isn't my day.

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    Data: This just isn't my day.


    -or-
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    Scotty: I had the strangest dream that I woke up on The Next Generation sets and they dinna even bother to change the Okudagrams!
    Uhura: It's no dream, we've been on redressed sets.

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    Sex Trek: First Cybernetic Gangbang
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    "Whaddya bloody mean we have to go out in public and PROMOTE this stinkburger?!"

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    WHERE'S JEAN-LUCO?

    Challenge Edition
     
  12. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "It's not your fault, Scotty.

    Grossly overweight men have a longstanding history of not being able to get it up...or even for long."



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    BORG QUEEN:"THERE.

    You now have your first temporary tattoo from the Collective. You are now one of us...at least until your first membership fee comes due."
     
  13. S'kai

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    Shoppers during the last week of Star Trek: The Experience found the stock a bit limited.
     
  14. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    After the Borg assimilate Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe...

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    The Borg: "Borg we are. Shields lower and ships surrender. To our own add distinctiveness biological and technical. Resistance you name, futile we name, otherwise assimilation noooooooooooooo!"
     
  15. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    Picard: Okay, it's not that bad, don't panic... everything's going to be okay... Riker will send an away team to rescue me... just keep it together, Jean-Luc. Who's the best starship captain in the fleet? You! Oh, god. Oh, god.... I'm f'ed.

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    Picard: As long as they don't stick anything long and pointed up my arse, I'll be okay.
     
  16. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Hoorah, and thank you.


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    ``Scotty, I appreciate your work, but you installed the entire bridge's sheet-music holders facing the wrong way.''

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    ``What d'ye mean I'm pregnant?!''

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    Picard knew he was lucky to get such a spacious apartment in Manhattan.

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    o/` You put your nanoprobes in,
    You take your nanoprobes out.
    You put your nanoprobes in,
    And you shake them all about.

    You do the Borg-ey Porg-ey
    And you turn yourself around!
    That's what it's all a-bout! o/`
     
  17. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

    Borg: "How about in your eye?"
     
  18. Herkimer Jitty

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    Picard: "That'd be fi- WAIT NO-" (The Borg stab him in the eye anyways. He startles awake to his laptop beeping.)

    Picard: "Authorization Picard 47 Alpha Tango."

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    Janeway: "Jean-Luc... how would you like a trip to Romulus?"

    (Picard startles awake to his laptop beeping.)
     
  19. Triskelion

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    This coif is why I'm an admiral and you're just a captain. Trailer hitch boy.
     
  20. Silversmok3

    Silversmok3 Commander Red Shirt

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