Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

    The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: "He expectorated on my attire Admiral."
    Kirk: "What?"
    Spock: "He spat at me."
    Kirk: "Oh, that's a sign of appreciation."
    Spock: "And the excess nasal mucus?"
    Kirk: "Congratulations Spock, you've pulled."
     
  2. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    CLOUD WILLIAM:"We get out next exit.

    Funny Earth man with scary hair...he smell like soup mix."
     
  3. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    VOMIT:"Yeah, well a double dumb ass on YOU, bike cop!"

    SPOCK:"We are going to die...aren't we?"
     
  4. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Spock: He's quite territorial about his Yanni.

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    Cloud William: Lonely Planet guide say swanky NoCal despot of West Coast chic is home to best chefs and restaurants in the world.
    Cloud Festus: Kenny Rogers Roasters.
    Vomit: I shoulda took the bus.
     
  5. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Data: Captain, this has to be the ugliest head I've ever found in a glovebox!

    Picard: Data, I don't give a damn what you found in the glovebox! Can't you see I'm trying to merge onto the 405?
     
  6. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    KIRK:"YES.."

    SPOCK:"No."

    KIRK:"YES."

    SPOCK:"No."

    KIRK:"YES.

    I love casual and meaningless sex from total strangers in pickup trucks.

    And so do you."


    SPOCK:"YES."

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    CLOUD WILLIAM:"You mind keep eyes on road?

    Me try reading new Stephen King novel here."
     
  7. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "Mister Data, this is the ninth time I've found a severed head in your possession during an away mission. One more incident and I will be forced to put a severe reprimand into your Starfleet record!"
     
  8. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    Spock: What is love, Admiral?
    Jim: Gillian, don't hurt me...
    Gillian: Don't hurt me...no more...
     
  9. Nebusj

    Nebusj Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thank goodness for widescreen televisions so we can take in gorgeous images like this.

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    ``Why does the shiny-headed man have a huge, misshapen catcher's mitt made of raw bread dough for a left hand?''
     
  10. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    PICARD: Merde! The cops!!!
     
  11. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    JOHNNY LUKE: You got a real pretty mouth boy.
     
  12. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: "Captain, what does it mean 'screw you too!'?"
     
  13. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    SPOCK:"Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful reacharound?"
     
  14. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    "Captain ...'harmonica'?"
    "Veronica?"
    (thinking) "I know what I'd like, about now. These two bozos are too much!"


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    Cloud Festus: What say in book?
    Cloud William: Holiest of Holies say no matter what words put under picture, cooleddie probably do again two pages later.
    Cloud Festus: Figures.
    Vomit: :censored:
     
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  15. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: Data, when I said a little head, that's not exactly what I meant.
     
  16. scottydog

    scottydog Admiral Admiral

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    Data: "Beer head for you Captain?"
     
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