Movie Caption Contest #58: Highway to Hell

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  1. scottydog

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    Spock: "That was not a whale in that tank."
    Kirk: "Throw me a frickin' bone here. What do we have?"
    Spock: "Sea Bass."
    Kirk: [pause] "Right."
    Spock: "They're mutated sea bass."
    Kirk: "Are they ill tempered?"
    Spock: "Absolutely."
    Kirk: "Well, that' s start."
     
  2. Candlelight

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    Meh, it's not bad.
     
  3. Turd Ferguson

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    "Gillian is pregnant."

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    "Commander, when I said I wanted you to give me head, this isn't what I had in mind."
     
  4. Candlelight

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    "I do not like the way this conversation is headed, Admiral. Should I raise the level of music and show her my middle finger?"

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    Picard began to agree with Riker; these communal toilets were becoming over crowded.
     
  5. Turd Ferguson

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    The conversation died abruptly when Spock discovered the 8-track copy of Vomit's "A Valentine to the Fans" on the floorboard.
     
  6. Maurice

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    I happen to love it there. And I've been to Dunedin!

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    Which of these things is not like others? Which one is different, do you know?


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    Data took Picard's desire to "save face" more literally than anticipated.
     
  7. Herkimer Jitty

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    Big fan myself, but the only prison I remember being onscreen was in New Zealand. Seemed like an odd place to put a prison/penal colony whatever it was. Like putting a weapons cache in Central Park or putting a nuclear reactor in the top of Big Ben.
     
  8. scottydog

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    Data: "Captain, I facebooked your mum, I can facebook you, too."
     
  9. Rat Boy

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    Gillian: "Bitch cut me off."

    Spock: "I can see what you mean about the colorful metaphors."
     
  10. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK:"Is this one of the 20th century internal combustion vehicles your ancestor got laid in, Admiral?"

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    DATA:"Commander Riker said I should learn to give more and better head, sir...I was attempting to take advantage of his advice."
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    GILLIAN:"So.

    Which one of you wants to go down on me first?"
     
  12. Rat Boy

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    Kirk and Spock: "She did it!"
     
  13. Gertch

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    Gillian: "Yes, I am woman. Hear me roar."
     
  14. Finn

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    Picard: What's this?
    Data: This is my old head. You know, the 500 year old one. Ever since people started to question how an android could look older.... I assume you do not want to know how I got thinner?....Yes sir.
     
  15. Kirby

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    Spock: "Such as?"
    Kirk: "Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Rilley, Al Franken..."
    Spock: "Ah, the douchebags."

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    B4: "What's with all the Nickleback cd's in here?"
    Picard: "Shut up, they're good!"
     
  16. Turd Ferguson

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    In the same vein:

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    "Fascinating. That whale song seemed to emanate from Gillian's ass."
     
  17. Nerys Myk

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    SPOCK: Is the "Brazilian" popular in this era?
     
  18. Diesel Micky Dolenz

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    Gillian: "Ass, gas or grass.... nobody rides for free."


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    Picard: "I appreciate the thought, Mr. Data, but I believe I'll stick with my Fleshlight."
     
  19. Candlelight

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    Can someone photoshop Vomit in place of Gillian? I've got a couple but I'm too busy or lazy to do it myself.

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  20. cooleddie74

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    GILLIAN:"...did I mention back at the Institute I'm a post-op?"

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    B-4:"Yes. Please. Put me away and close the lid.

    The movie only gets stupider from here on out."
     
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