Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Mar 17, 2008.
Rick: "Of all the cantinas on all the planets in all the Outer Rim Territories, you walk into mine."
RICK: What's that you're playing?
RICK: Well. stop it. You know what I want to hear.
RICK: You played it for her and you can play it for me.
RICK: If she can stand it, I can. Play it!
Chewie starts to play "As Time Goes By".
Bogart: "Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?"
Obi-Wan: "Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship."
Bogart: "Fast ship? You've never heard of the African Queen?"
Before remastering, McCoy fired first.
Alien: Nemesis? NEMESIS??
"Listen doll, you'd best bring me the Gold-Pressed Latinum Falcon NOW...before trouble gets started!"
"Place you name...quiverin' sphincter I got."
"I can pay you five stupid facial hairs now...plus FIFTEEN...when reach we do Alderaan."
Such a small edit, I'm not even going to take the credit/blame for it.
"Chewie here sez you're lookin' for a fast plane to unoccupied Europe."
Found it on the back of a dead Rigellian drifter. Still has one of his old stains, too."
Bogart:"She made the Amsterdam run in less than 40 klicks"
McCoy stares blankly
Just as a heads-up for everyone, considering the sheer number of entries, both regular and Photoshopped, I'll be judging this contest a bit differently come Monday. Inspired by the NCAA basketball tournament here in the States, I'll be arranging the winners in brackets, one winner per. Regular and Photshopped entries will be up for each one (and in some cases have to be). Here are the brackets as they stand now:
The Leonard McCoy Bracket
The Grignak, the Fish-Looking Coffee Asswipe* Bracket
The Dixon Hill Bracket
The Barney the Testicles Bracket
The George Lucas Bracket
The Humphrey Bogart Bracket
All subject to change, of course, but you might want to caption accordingly from now on. Maybe I'll post a poll in the next contest putting the winners against each other.
* = Seriously, someone needs to petition TPTB or the Memory Alpha people to get him officially named this.
JANEWAY: Any particular reason you asked me to play this part?
PICARD: Stick to the script Admiral.
Grignak, the fish-looking asswipe: "Ass you name, money I name, otherwise wiping no."
Chewbacca: Is there anything left of Star Trek in this picture?
McCoy: Just the back of my head.
Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.
Chewbacca (thinking): Well, it could be worse. I could be in one of those gay bathhouse jokes.
Might want to hurry.
You're a naughty boy! What's the chances of that being overlooked for a while?
I wonder how long it will last.
I'm not sure of the timing of the rollover of the Movie Caption Contests, so before this one ends, I just wanted to say what a terrific, hilarious job has been done lately. This one, in particular, is incredible.
We're getting very good at this. And the newer folks have been great contributors, too.
Joe, not very cool
Hope you don't mind me adding "slow-witted".
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