Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. M

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    :guffaw: Oh boy, you guys are cracking me up! Thanks for the laughs. :guffaw:
     
  2. cultcross

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  3. Rat Boy

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    McCoy (thinking): Of all the people I could have met on this speed date and I get stuck with some guy who looks like he came out of Picard's fish tank.
     
  4. Gertch

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    "If two faced was I this one be wearing?"
     
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    "Trust me, I wanted the orgy programme but I mistyped it in the panel"
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    "HEY I'M BEING CHASED BY BORG!"

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    Nicky the Nose was happy to have Barney beside him, but the giant furry muppet behind him was freaking him out.
     
  6. Rat Boy

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    Barney the Testicles, ironically, didn't have the stones to point out that Nicky the Nose was lighting his finger on fire.
     
  7. Gertch

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    Barney the Testicles was itching for some action of his own.
     
  8. Rat Boy

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    Fish-looking dude: "Look, pal, you try going on a date when you're me. These quills are poisonous! Last time I tried necking with a woman, she was in a coma for five months!"
     
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    Slow-witted fish guy: "A Bill Cosby pullover you that call? You don't like it this does mean?"
     
  10. Jptrekker

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    fish-looking coffee-asswipe: size you name, money I name, otherwise caffeine no.
     
  11. Rat Boy

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    McCoy: "Someone wearing an outfit that Oprah wore in the '80s shouldn't be criticizing my wardrobe."
     
  12. EliyahuQeoni

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    McCoy: "The gay bath-house is down that way in the Next Generation forum"
     
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  15. Jptrekker

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  16. Nerys Myk

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    The crew was never able to fully come to terms with the transporter accident which melded Picard with his fish. Not so much the look, but the fishy smell was distracting and Mr. Worf wasn't happy with his new security detail ... making sure the captain isn't fed too much.
     
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    Few people knew that Nicky the Nose and Barney the Testicles got their nicknames from the same terrible glory hole accident.
     
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  20. Shatmandu

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