Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

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  1. cooleddie74

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    "..and the worst part? His blood will be more memorable than he was."

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    Kenny Rogers just didn't know when the hell to give up.
     
  2. cooleddie74

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    "Me sister kept tellin' him when he was a teenager...NO...SEX...WITH...GIRLS...FROM...THE...FLAMETHROWER...PLANET."
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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    SCOTTY: Found him near the lava pits. Keeps asking for someone named "Padmé"
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    Yet another senseless late 23rd century hibachi accident...
     
  5. RobertScorpio

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    Oh Doct'ah! Can yee help Captain Kirk...the botox you shot him up with is gonna kill him...
     
  6. Candlelight

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    "You should see what the chimpanzee and the other trainee looks like"
     
  7. Haggis and tatties

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  8. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "Doctor, I managed to find a finger donor."
     
  9. Gertch

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    McCoy: "But his hands are blown off. OH, right, that part. At least it'll stop ya from biting your nails."
     
  10. The Squire of Gothos

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    Kirk: Captain's Log supplemental; Don't mention it to Scotty but that coffee I spilled in the turbolift, keeps sending people to the wrong floor, damned annoying.
     
  11. Shatmandu

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    McCoy, offscreen: "Mister Sulu, I warned you and Peter about the rug burns ..."
     
  12. Outpost4

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    The admiral should never have opened the port hole.
     
  13. Outpost4

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    Scotty: Anybody got any 'kraut?
     
  14. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Scotty: "Rockabye Ensign, on the treetop..."

    Kirk off screen : "I've been suffering from insomnia recently..."

    Scotty: "Fuck off ye fat bastard!"

    Preston: "Waaaaahhhhh"

    Scotty: "See what ye did. Now I have to start over... Hush Hush, Uncle Monty'll make it all better."
     
  15. Shatmandu

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    Kirk, offscreen: "Ah, c'mon Scotty, just put him in a torpedo tube and shoot him at The Reliant."


    -- or --


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    Kirk, offscreen: "Hey, put him next to Sulu and we'll see who emotes more."
     
  16. The Squire of Gothos

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    Scotty; He didnae survive the transition to Blu-Ray...
     
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  17. Outpost4

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    Peter picked a peck of pyro poppers.

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    Kirk: Well, there goes that leg of the family.
     
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  18. Rat Boy

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    It's always fun until somebody gets hurt.
     
  19. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "Uh, can somebody take this? I have got to take a shit ..."


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    Kirk: "Take that random crewman down to sickbay, Scotty: his relation to you is not canon."
     
  20. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "Senator Obama, someone left this at your door."
     

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