Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

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  1. Outpost4

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    Scotty: It was a $4,300 whore that got him. He didn't stand a chance.
     
  2. CaptainJon

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    The results of an overdose of Botox.
     
  3. BriGuy

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    Hey, he's a Starfleet admiral. Something like this was bound to happen sooner or later.
     
  4. BriGuy

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    He... he just died in my arms tonight. It must've been something I said.


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    I lost 20 good men in engineering because you couldn't remember simple procedures, even when a trainee tried to remind ya.

    I'll be right back with the other 19.
     
  5. Shatmandu

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    Scotty always blamed Kirk for his nephew's death, until the anger was released on that day on the Enterprise-B and he had to stifle his giggles ...
     
  6. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "Mr. Jackson's ready for surgery, Doctor."

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    Michael Jackson: "Ow! Ow! He-he!"
     
  7. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Sona Doctor: "And this facelift technique we adapted from 20th Century Croydon..."
     
  8. Shatmandu

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    Shatner, off-screen, huddling with Nicholas Meyer: "Uh, for the sake of the film, shouldn't that be the Captain carrying the dead body?"
     
  9. Outpost4

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    "He stayed in his tanning booth when the trainees ran."
     
  10. The Squire of Gothos

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    "It didnae look like this in the item description. I'm sending it back, bloody Ebay..."
     
  11. The Squire of Gothos

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    "Its the new refit microwaves, I didnae know they were 850w, the trainees didnae stand a chance".

    (Isn't it annoying that I can't find any other word to Scot-up other than "didnae" :p)
     
  12. The Squire of Gothos

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    Scott: "Don't look at me like that, I know how much time Doctor McCoy spends on the bridge. Ship's surgeon my arse"


    As an aside, this is my favourite WTF moment from the movies, thanks for posting :lol:
     
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  13. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "He stayed at his post while the trainees ran!"

    Kirk: "And what did you do?"

    Scotty: "Oh, I ran out of there screaming like a little girl, too. Just saying the boy has stones, that's all."
     
  14. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "Man, he's heavy. Gonna make me fart."
     
  15. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "I think we got bigger problems."
     
  16. cultcross

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    When you work in the Enterprise engineering section, it just isn't worth suggesting a Star Destroyer could kick its ass.
     
  17. Shatmandu

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    Sulu sat silent, for his was a love that dare not speak its name.
     
  18. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
     
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  20. BriGuy

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    Uhura: Oh, Scotty! Your nephew! He was so young and his first mission in space, too. We can tell how upset you are.

    Scotty: Oh, it's not that. I never liked this punk. It's this damn collar. It's pinching the hell out of my neck.