Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

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  1. Candlelight

    Candlelight Admiral Admiral

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    "I only took a wee bite..."
     
  2. Haggis and tatties

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    Scotty" i warned them time and time again, 30 seconds only for tomato soup in the engineering microwave.

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    The admirals fetish for hiding in the females bathrooms and pretending to be a toilet took a nasty turn for the worse as scotty rushed into the cubical after a night of pub crawling and haggis suppers.
     
  3. Alyssa

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    Kirk: I don't care what respect you think we should show him Scotty this could be a long mission and we have to survive... Fire up the grill boys!!!
     
  4. Gertch

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    Both of those had me laughing!
     
  5. Diesel Micky Dolenz

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    Scotty: I told the boy not to ask about borgus frat, but he dinna listen!


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    The typical reaction to Two Son'a, One Cup.
     
  6. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "Half-Pepperoni?"


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    Make-Up Artist: "Now hold still, Nichelle ..."
     
  7. Rat Boy

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    *elevator music*

    Scotty: "I bloody hate this song."

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    Data: "Oops, sorry."
     
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  8. scottydog

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    Scotty: "I warned them time and time again, don't perform oral sex on the Mother Horta."
     
  9. Shatmandu

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    Scotty: "He stayed at his post, when all the other trainees ran ..."
    Kirk: "Fuckin' cut-and-run Democrats."


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    The best way to view Insurrection: while dead.
     
  10. Rat Boy

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    Scotty: "Refresh me memory; where do we stuff corpses around here?"
     
  11. scottydog

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    Scotty: "Here it is, Admiral. An acne-filled Native American. Hopefully the last blow-up doll you'll order."
     
  12. Rat Boy

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    Taylor: "Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty Son'a!"
     
  13. Candlelight

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    "Captain! I think he's been infected by a deadly and fast-acting virus! We need to quarantine the parts of the ship he's been to before he infects anymore- ah fuck it..."
     
  14. Outpost4

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    Ensign Smores died at his post.
     
  15. EliyahuQeoni

    EliyahuQeoni Commodore Commodore

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    Yet another victim of an Engine Room still explosion.
     
  16. scottydog

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    Scotty: "Okay, I've carried him over the threshold but I am definitely NOT going to consummate this sham of a marriage."
     
  17. A beaker full of death

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  18. Rat Boy

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    A scene from the new dentist documentary, An Inconvenient Tooth.
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    Even into the late 24th century, the mummified Joan Rivers kept trying new methods to look young.
     
  20. cooleddie74

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