Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Mar 10, 2008.

  1. Rat Boy

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    Another week's gone by and we saw the horror of fecal jokes, sexual innuendo, threw in a TOS Caption Contest running gag, and introduced some poor saps to the terrifying "2 Girls, 1 Cup." All in all, I'd call it a good week. First, the winners, including someone who swore he'd never caption a certain picture but did so anyway:

    Photoshop time:

    And the multi-pic award:


    Congratulations to everyone. This week, we continue with a similar theme where it wouldn't be a Star Trek movie without someone getting whacked in spectacular fashion:

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  2. Rat Boy

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    Kirk: "Sorry, we got enough corpses up here. Send it back."

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  3. Outpost4

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    Thanks for the win, Rat Boy. :)

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    Scotty: I warned him not to light his farts.


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  4. Rat Boy

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    Maybe he could have gotten him to sickbay in time if he didn't have the compulsion to push EVERY DAMNED BUTTON on the turbolift.
     
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    "No"
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  7. Candlelight

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  8. Furlong

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    Scotty With Corpse

    McCoy: (offscreen) Bring out your dead. *clang* Bring out your dead *clang*

    Scotty: Here's one

    -or-

    Scotty: What'd ye order a dead guy for?
     
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    ^ :lol: :lol:

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  11. Candlelight

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  12. Rat Boy

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    Dr. 90210: Deleted scene 102 - Varicose vein removal accident.

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    Dr 90210: Deleted scene 167 - Facelift procedure mishap.

    *** All photographs are the sole property of E! Entertainment Television. Lawsuit by cosmetic surgery patients pending. ***
     
  15. Rat Boy

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  16. Outpost4

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  18. Rat Boy

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    SCOTTY: I dinna mean to... but <sob> he smelled so much like... bacon!



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  20. TheCanon72

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    Roasted Preston:

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