Movie Caption Contest #241: Also Starring

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Jan 18, 2014.

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  1. Maurice

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  2. Armored Saint

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  3. Nerys Myk

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    SORAN: Once I get these plates off, this will make an excellent hair clip.
     
  4. Herkimer Jitty

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    Kirk: "No."

    Khan: "I- what?"

    Kirk: "I said no."

    Khan: "He tasks me... he tasks me..."
     
  5. Nebusj

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    Kirk: ``He is such a weenie.''
    Khan: ``I am not a weenie! You are the weenie!''

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    Cochrane: ``So what's your point?''

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    Soran: ``That little devil. All this time he's been streaming Babylon 5.''
     
  6. Triskelion

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    Khan: You see, Joachim, it is possible to create a riveting story without shiny lens flares and boobs flailing about.
    Kirk: Boobs? Do what now?


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    Lily: Check out these motherf*ckers.
    Zephram: Don't ever change, Lily.


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    B'Etor: We could give you a shuttle.
    Soran: No.
    B'Etor: Eject you in a lifepod.
    Soran: Nope.
    B'Etor: Launch you in a probe.
    Soran: Nah.
    B'Etor: We could just fly you to the Nexus in the ship we are all in now.
    Soran: I've told you to stop doing this.

    ...

    B'Etor: Reconfigure a photon torpedo casing.
    Soran: No.
     
  7. Armored Saint

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  8. Triskelion

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    Sulu: Ooh, can I be Lieutenant Bogomil?
    Saavik: Serge would be the logical choice.
     
  9. Avro Arrow

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  10. Nerys Myk

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  11. Mr. Laser Beam

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  12. Finn

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    Lily: There it goes!

    Zefram: What is it?

    Lily: Peyton's hopes of being the greatest
     
  13. austen_pierce

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    B'Etor: he says he took it off of the engineer, but I'm missing my IUD.
     
  14. Jonas Grumby

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    Khan: "Patience, Kirk! You can task me in a moment! Right now, Joachim is tasking me."
     
  15. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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  16. Armored Saint

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  17. T'Girl

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    Lily: "What's the worst they can do anyway? Bombard us from orbit?"

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    Soran: "God I hate Klingons, badly dressed, bad teeth, bad smell, bad ...

    ... they're right behind me aren't they?"

    :)
     
  18. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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  19. Gil T.Azell

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  20. Triskelion

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    Khan: Wait a minute. If that's Chekov, then who in perdition's flames are you?
    Joachim: Joachim.
    Khan: But you say Joachim with a "W!"
    Chekov: Vhat is he wenting about?
     
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