Movie Caption Contest #240: Captions Against Humanity

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    KIRK: For some of you, this will be your first pre-launch orgy. Trust me,it's a long established Enterprise tradition. Uhura dim the lights and start the music.
     
  2. Triskelion

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    Kirk: So to all your concerns just let me say that there is no correlation between the popularity of leisure suits and incidents of spontaneous combustion. Isn't that right, Spock? Spock?

    <Whrrrroooomph!>

    Scotty: Sorry, haggis buffet. Mister Spock is still "emergency evacuating his lower decks," as he put it through the door to the head.

    Uhura: Whoo! Do NOT go in there!

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    Spock: Miss Paris! Miss Egypt! Miss Las Vegas!
    Scotty: Come on, Mister Spock, give us a look!
    Spock: Negative, Mister Scott. Hello Miss Las Vegas!

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    Geordi: Tasha found these in her bed the day after she quote, "Literally banged your brains out."

    Data: Weird that you kept them all this time.

    Geordi: I know, right?
     
  3. Avro Arrow

    Avro Arrow Commodore Commodore

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    Uhura: Remember, they're behind one-way glass, so you can see them, but they can't see you.
    Extra in front row: I think it was number three.
    Crowd: Yeah.
    Uhura (into intercom): Number three, please take one step forward and say "Who wants to see my captain's log?".

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    Spock: Fascinating, it does work. Mr. Scott, your "2D Glasses" may revolutionize modern cinema as we know it.
     
  4. Nerys Myk

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    DATA: And how can you be sure it was Spot?
     
  5. T'Girl

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    Kirk: "But you don't put the seat up again for others Uhura."

    Uhura: "THAT'S DIFFERENT !!!"

    Everyone laughs at Uhura.

    :lol:
     
  6. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    ^ Good one! :lol:

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    Geordi: Emotional Immaturity chips?? Where did you learn how to do this stuff?!
    Data: You! I learned it from watching you!
     
  7. bbjeg

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    Uhura: The new uniforms just arrived.
    Kirk: About damn time.

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    Geordi: What's this?
    Data: I was curious.
    Geordi: Caffeine, alcohol, and cannabis subroutines?
    Dat: Should I not have tried all three at the same time?
     
  8. Triskelion

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    Uhura: Sickbay, send up a medic for the next sucker who calls me O'Hura.
    Kirk: Ok, we get it.
    Uhura: I'll stick an Irish shillelagh up his porthole.
    Chekov<muttering>: Boy, O'Hura really hates portholes.
     
  9. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    KIRK: Miss Receptionist, are the scientist and the doctor coming soon? I'm tired to act as the nurse, the coffee waiter, the driver and the mechanic had once been important on MY ship. And who the hell is that Russian?
     
  10. Mistral

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    The exact moment Uhura realized that high intensity lighting turned the new uniform tops transparent.
     
  11. Mistral

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    Kirk realized he should have promoted Uhura along with the rest of the Command Staff-or not held this meeting in the main airlock.
     
  12. Jonas Grumby

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    Kirk: "A very insightful question, Commander! And the answer is no, we will not be wearing these new uniforms during any encounters with the Klingons. Starfleet Command believes that would only be asking for trouble."
     
  13. Triskelion

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    Kirk: Uhura, what's our ETA?
    Uhura: Computer, what is our ETA?
    Computer: Bitch, get a calculator. They're like three for a dollar at Walgreens.
    Chekov: That computer voice sounds a little off.
    Kirk: Starfleet Command is looking into it.
     
  14. Lance

    Lance Commodore Commodore

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    Uhura: Computer, end program. Computer? Computer? End the program. COMPUTER, END PROGRAM.

    Kirk: Um, Lieutenant, this is the real staff meeting. The holodeck is the room next door.
     
  15. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    SCOTTY: Did ye see that, Captain? The power's fluctuating. I gotta get to Engineering!

    KIRK: It's Uhura flicking the switch. You're staying for the whole briefing, Mr. Scott.

    SCOTTY: Worth a shot.
     
  16. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    And locked. :)
     
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