Movie Caption Contest #239: Ready for Anything

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Nov 25, 2013.

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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  2. Starpaul20

    Starpaul20 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Cochrane: Can't go anywhere without. Best music ever!
    Riker: The Complete Works of... Nickleback
    LaForge: Oh God NO!
    Cochrane: Let's ROCK AND ROLL!
     
  3. Avro Arrow

    Avro Arrow Commodore Commodore

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    Cochrane: Wait a minute... why's the omni blinking red?!
     
  4. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Cochrane: We can't take off without it!
    Riker: A urinal cake?
    Cochrane: Gotta have something to aim at!
     
  5. Armored Saint

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    Picard: Captain's Log, Stardate 48648.1 Q decided to send me with all other captains of Starfleet ships named Enterprise in what he calls the world of specialized TV channels. We are currently in Food Network....
    Kirk: Hey guys, it's Orion channel behind this door!
    Picard: Is anybody there with some plasma condoms and sprays of space papillomavirus vaccine?
    Pike: **BEEP**
     
  6. Armored Saint

    Armored Saint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Cochrane: Hey guys, you don't mind if I play what a friend of yours gave me? It's Hamlet read by your boss and a Kingkong named Yang. You know, I'm not only a big fan of booze and Steppenwolf...
    Laforge: They didn't teach me that at Zefram Cochrane High Scool!!!
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

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    Cochrane: "Here it is, fellas! My most cherished keepsake! The first marijuana leaf I ever smoked, sealed in transparent duranium!"
    Riker: "But...if you smoked it, then how...You know what, just never mind."
     
  8. jespah

    jespah Commodore Commodore

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    Wait, what's this ring? I'm married?!

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    Picard's mission to the past was the recruit Emeril Lagasse. But he had to prove he could cook. Things were not going well at all, and the future of Cajun cuisine hung delicately in the balance.

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    Shatner: See, if we replace Doohan with Gene Wilder, we can do a Blazing Saddles crossover!

    Kelley: Get Madeleine Kahn in, for Majel.

    Nimoy: And Harvey Korman could play Trelane! This could work!
     
  9. LeadHead

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